Angel Tarragon
Dawn Dragon
Um, wrong movie.BOZ said:
Star Trek Quotes you wouldn't want to hear during sex
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The Shaman
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"I hope, for your sake, that you were initiating a mating ritual."
"I read about your exploits when I was in grade school."
"The clown can stay, but the Ferengi in the gorilla suit has to leave!"
"I've never seen a solar probe with this kind of configuration, have you Data? "
"Are you out of your Vulcan mind?"
"It is a human characteristic to love small furry animals."
"I'm a doctor, not a bricklayer."
"That sound was the turbulence caused by the penetration of a boundary layer, captain. "
"Spock, give me an update on the dark area ahead."
"Captain, that ancient earth custom called spanking. What is it?"
"We will add your biological and technological distinctiveness to our own. Your culture will adapt to service us. Resistance is futile."
"Assimilate this!"
"If... you're referring to sexuality, I'm fully functional. Programmed in multiple techniques." (Hrrm...maybe that's one you DO want to hear!)
"Would you three like to be alone?"
"Maximum setting! If you had fired, you'd have vaporized me."
"Don't you people from the 24th century ever pee?"
"It's so small..."
"It's about to get a whole lot bigger."
"Mr. Scott, I understand you are experiencing difficulties with the warp drive?"
"Smooth as an android's bottom. "
"I will miss these flesh-stretching sessions, my dear."
"I read about your exploits when I was in grade school."
"The clown can stay, but the Ferengi in the gorilla suit has to leave!"
"I've never seen a solar probe with this kind of configuration, have you Data? "
"Are you out of your Vulcan mind?"
"It is a human characteristic to love small furry animals."
"I'm a doctor, not a bricklayer."
"That sound was the turbulence caused by the penetration of a boundary layer, captain. "
"Spock, give me an update on the dark area ahead."
"Captain, that ancient earth custom called spanking. What is it?"
"We will add your biological and technological distinctiveness to our own. Your culture will adapt to service us. Resistance is futile."
"Assimilate this!"
"If... you're referring to sexuality, I'm fully functional. Programmed in multiple techniques." (Hrrm...maybe that's one you DO want to hear!)
"Would you three like to be alone?"
"Maximum setting! If you had fired, you'd have vaporized me."
"Don't you people from the 24th century ever pee?"
"It's so small..."
"It's about to get a whole lot bigger."
"Mr. Scott, I understand you are experiencing difficulties with the warp drive?"
"Smooth as an android's bottom. "
"I will miss these flesh-stretching sessions, my dear."
Warrior Poet
Explorer
"What is it?"
"It's . . . green."
"It's . . . green."
"C'mon Spock, it's me, McCoy. You really have gone where no man's gone before. Can't you tell me what it felt like?"
"Admiral, there be whales here!"
"Make it quick, Admiral. They're moving him to the Federation funny farm."
"Please Captain, not in front of the Klingons !"
"Admiral, there be whales here!"
"Make it quick, Admiral. They're moving him to the Federation funny farm."
"Please Captain, not in front of the Klingons !"
Blue_Kryptonite
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Is it wrong that we do quote Star Trek to each other during sex? And everything else?
--BK, whose family is structured along the lines of a federation ship, and frequently address each other by rank.
--BK, whose family is structured along the lines of a federation ship, and frequently address each other by rank.
Damn you, Warrior Poet! You beat me to it!
"Royal Fizbin!"
"The odds are...astronomical."
"Are you of the body?"
"Herbert! Herbert! Herbert!"
"Shields Up!"
"Fire- full spread!"
"To boldly go, where no man has gone before..."
++++
Here's a rogue one from Twilight Zone: "Submitted for your approval..."
Here's a rogue one from Buck Rodgers: "Twikkitwikkitwikki..Let's go, Buck!"
StupidSmurf
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Here's one that Spock said, and have been trying to incorporate into a phone message for years now...
"There are two explanations; they are unable to respond, or, they are unwilling to respond"
"There are two explanations; they are unable to respond, or, they are unwilling to respond"
On the morning show on one of the Chicago radio stations last year, they asked people to call in with the "strangest thing you've ever heard said during sex."
One woman called in and said, "So, I was with this guy, and in the middle of 'it', he said, 'do you speak Klingon?'"
One woman called in and said, "So, I was with this guy, and in the middle of 'it', he said, 'do you speak Klingon?'"
"You're...luring them in!"
"I would like to learn more of this...poker."
"I would like to learn more of this...poker."
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