Greetings, folks!
I'm new; don't insult me. Nice place you've got here; I'm going to order a pizza and stuff...*plops down onto a nearby sofa and then screams and jumps back up again* AGH! Wtf have you got this...THING doing in here?! I mean, I swear I've seen worse sofas, but that thing's *alive*. Okay, where's the wizard and can I kill him for experimenting on innocent sofas?!
*wink* If I haven't scared yall off yet, do you want pepporoni or sausage on that pizza?
I'm new; don't insult me. Nice place you've got here; I'm going to order a pizza and stuff...*plops down onto a nearby sofa and then screams and jumps back up again* AGH! Wtf have you got this...THING doing in here?! I mean, I swear I've seen worse sofas, but that thing's *alive*. Okay, where's the wizard and can I kill him for experimenting on innocent sofas?!
*wink* If I haven't scared yall off yet, do you want pepporoni or sausage on that pizza?