D&D General What alignment is candy corn?

[niklinna]

You don't have to read the article to answer the poll, you're not some OUTSIDER.

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[pemerton]

So I couldn't vote, because there was no option for true neutral. Nor for unaligned. I'm not sure why you felt you had to exclude so many candy corn playstyles!

EDIT: Also, you really need two true neutral options - the "I'm Han Solo, kind-of a selfish jerk but also a lovable rogue" true neutral; and Gygax's "I'm a naturalistic druid/daoist balance-type" true neutral. Because candy corn sound like it's definitely not the second, but maybe comes close to the first?

 

[Maxperson]

I voted Pineapple Whisky Peeps, because only that combination can encompass the alignment of Candy Corn.

 

[niklinna]

So I couldn't vote, because there was no option for true neutral. Nor for unaligned. I'm not sure why you felt you had to exclude so many candy corn playstyles!

Yeah I left that out on purpose. Seems every poll lacks the thing I would vote for so I'm just doing as the locals.

EDIT: Also, you really need two true neutral options - the "I'm Han Solo, kind-of a selfish jerk but also a lovable rogue" true neutral; and Gygax's "I'm a naturalistic druid/daoist balance-type" true neutral. Because candy corn sound like it's definitely not the second, but maybe comes close to the first?

But now that you point that out, I'll add them!

 

[pemerton]

But now that you point that out, I'll add them!

The power of candy corn - it's like the D&D of candy, it sucks you in!

 

[Vaalingrade]

The only alingment containing things worth interacting with: CG.

 

[jmartkdr2]

Chaotic lawful: it lives by a very strict code, but no one can figure out what it is.

 

[Oofta]

CN. Candy? Check. Good to eat like candy? Varies from person to person. Imitating a vegetable. Check. Healthy like a vegetable? No sirree Bob, and proud of it.

To heck with your rules and whether you like it or not, it's going to do it's own thing. Cuz' candy corn don't care about your rules.

 

[Baron Opal II]

Neutral Sweet, maybe Chaotic Waxy

 

[Benjamin Olson]

Chaotic evil. Evil because it's foul. Chaotic because it only ever comes into my life by random misfortune.