The Shire to Mordor directions

[MarkB]

Oddly, when taking a car the other direction-- China to Japan-- one has to use a jetski rather than a kayak:

It's a matter of practicality. A walker can readily enough carry a small collapsible kayak, but to transport a jetski a car is preferable.

The tricky part is to correctly configure the coupling/floatation hook-up for the car so that you can safely tow it with the jetski.

 

[El Mahdi]

If you also put wheels on it, a peddle-boat would do the trick...

 

[GandalfMithrandir]

If you also put wheels on it, a peddle-boat would do the trick...

This is actually a fairly decent idea for an amphibious vehicle, just change the paddle boat so that turning the pedals also turns the wheels and (assuming you have the leg-power) you can go anywhere.

 

[TarionzCousin]

There is apparently a place called "Shire Apartments" in Portland. From here to "Mordor Tattoo" isn't really that far by Giant Eagle.

 

[El Mahdi]

There is apparently a place called "Shire Apartments" in Portland. From here to "Mordor Tattoo" isn't really that far by Giant Eagle.

Yeah, but the new baggage fees will bankrupt you...

 

[Theo R Cwithin]

Yeah, but the new baggage fees will bankrupt you...

Don't you mean the Baggins fees?

 

[Rogue765]

Why do they have you walking from Seattle to Hawaii, when it would be a shorter walk from San Diego?

 

[El Mahdi]

Why do they have you walking from Seattle to Hawaii, when it would be a shorter walk from San Diego?

But still just as wet.

 

[NewJeffCT]

 

[El Mahdi]

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