Asisreo
Patron Badass
You read the title right, friends. This isn't for the squeamish!
This is a place to post your stories where you, no matter the reason, you wanted to kill the person behind the character. Unleash your murderous rage upon the thread!
I'll start, as an example:
For new players, I like to go slow and make sure they completely understand the game. So, I'll walk them through the process of playing until they can finally understand how to play on their own.
Well, in one campaign I started a while ago, I had a certain player roll fairly low on their attack and damage rolls. Now, I have them go step-by-step in the process. "Don't forget to add your proficiency bonus and ability score. That should be a +5." I did this for practically every round of combat for the first 5 sessions we played and during those 5 sessions, he still barely ever hit. I wondered why, eventually he notices the druid, who he sits next to, add her strength modifier to her attack. He goes "Oh my God, we're supposed to add!? That's why I roll so low!"
I EXPLICITLY TOLD YOU THAT EVERY TIME ITS YOUR TURN!!! Ugh, eventually he got it, though. And it's fine because later the dice deities punished him by having him roll a nat1...as a halfling...into another nat1. So lucky the dice gods got to him before I did!
Also, it doesn't have to be confined to them playing D&D. If your son ate your leftovers without asking and you DM for him, you can absolutely vent here as well. Only qualifiers are that they are your players and you felt a rush of bloodlust.
This is a place to post your stories where you, no matter the reason, you wanted to kill the person behind the character. Unleash your murderous rage upon the thread!
I'll start, as an example:
For new players, I like to go slow and make sure they completely understand the game. So, I'll walk them through the process of playing until they can finally understand how to play on their own.
Well, in one campaign I started a while ago, I had a certain player roll fairly low on their attack and damage rolls. Now, I have them go step-by-step in the process. "Don't forget to add your proficiency bonus and ability score. That should be a +5." I did this for practically every round of combat for the first 5 sessions we played and during those 5 sessions, he still barely ever hit. I wondered why, eventually he notices the druid, who he sits next to, add her strength modifier to her attack. He goes "Oh my God, we're supposed to add!? That's why I roll so low!"
I EXPLICITLY TOLD YOU THAT EVERY TIME ITS YOUR TURN!!! Ugh, eventually he got it, though. And it's fine because later the dice deities punished him by having him roll a nat1...as a halfling...into another nat1. So lucky the dice gods got to him before I did!
Also, it doesn't have to be confined to them playing D&D. If your son ate your leftovers without asking and you DM for him, you can absolutely vent here as well. Only qualifiers are that they are your players and you felt a rush of bloodlust.