Stonegod said:Whistling to draw Doggie to his side, Tondrek drops his crossbow and picks up his staff. He traces its length with a a practiced gesture, then attempts to bring it down on the knight before him. With a guttural STOP BEING BAAAAAADD!!!, he smashes the kobold upside the head with a staggering blow!
Guess I don't qualify for XP?I'm tired of getting the "hand out experience elsewhere" message, and wanted to acknowledge the people involved with Dirty Money as doing an exemplary job.
Stonegod said:Tondrek, beginning to happily count things, looks over at the three talking 'bout the prisoners. He continues to count, but absent-mindedly adds, Maybe we safe here. Once, when working with the Two Fishes, Brother Crunch beat up the Stinky Gang and then no one bother them and such. We might be good here. Folks thing we strong. Also, maybe I wrong 'bout watch. Watch never comes. Except when they do, which isn't much. Like never. Sorta.
Tondrek is my first PBP character here. Started at first level in May 2005! The concept was from the video game Arcanum, where he was followed by an army of automatons...This one had me cracking up too. SG definately has Tondrek's personality hammered out.
Tondrek's clockwork construct shuffles forward. At the same time, Tondrek pulls forth what appears to be a melty little man from his pack. Placing him down, he drops to his knees and whispers, 'k, Crafty. Like all those big speachies in the Tavernlight shows we've snuck into: This your time to be a Big Man! It might hurt, but it'll make things shiny and I'll but you back together. Do it for Scary Dark Man! Do it for Doggie! Sniffling a tear, he watches as his little homunculus shuffled forward. It was watching a part of himself go to die.[sblock=Actions]Bomb moves forward to N24 and ]doesn't explode[/url. Crafty moves to O25 to draw attention hopefully (minor, I believe). Tondrek then pulls out his crossbow (minor) and readies a static shock vs the first baddie he sees.[/sblock]