J.Quondam
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"... because pineapple pizza is tangy."
"I never really felt that pineapple pizza is particularly tangy."
"Well actually, pineapple has a high acidity and contains a number of protein-dissolving enzymes. So while you feel that pineapple pizza isn't tangy (which is perfectly fine, because we all are just enjoying delicious pizza the way we like it, right?), pineapple is, in fact, definitely tangy, and so pineapple pizza is definitely tangy. Everyone knows that, it's right there in the chemistry. Probably you don't agree because you're just picking off the pineapple or adding extra cheese or something. Which is totally cool, because pizza!"
"Dude, lolwut?"
"I never really felt that pineapple pizza is particularly tangy."
"Well actually, pineapple has a high acidity and contains a number of protein-dissolving enzymes. So while you feel that pineapple pizza isn't tangy (which is perfectly fine, because we all are just enjoying delicious pizza the way we like it, right?), pineapple is, in fact, definitely tangy, and so pineapple pizza is definitely tangy. Everyone knows that, it's right there in the chemistry. Probably you don't agree because you're just picking off the pineapple or adding extra cheese or something. Which is totally cool, because pizza!"
"Dude, lolwut?"