Let's do beers;
5E Coors light
4E Zima
3E Ice House
2E Coors The Banquet Beer
ADD Pabst Blue Ribbon
ODD Old Style
ODD: Dandelion wine. Made in a bathtub.
ADD: New Albion Brewing Company Ale. From Wikipedia: "Despite its failure to survive, which [the founder] recognized as inevitable due to limitations of space and equipment and inability to find new funding for expansion, the New Albion Brewing Company provided a microbrewery blueprint which ... inspired the craft beer, microbrewing and brewpub movements which began in the 1980s and continue to the present day." The name has been resurrected in the past decade, but we all know it's not the same thing. Heck, half of the people drinking it don't know what the original tasted like.
2E: Schlitz. Once the favorite, now a textbook study of how to fail.
3E: Negra Modelo. Because it's the most complex macro brew I could think of.
4E: Zima. I would also have accepted White Claw (but they don't make Zima anymore). Either way, you should not feel guilty about drinking it. Own it.
5E: Bud Light. It's not particularly heavy or complex. Everyone argues about it and recommends a better alternative, but half of the things people will push you towards are just a rebranded bottle from Anheuser-Busch. At the end of the day it's the most popular in America, it's consistent, and it gets the job done.