Space is . . . difficult

[Bullgrit]

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Official NASA Transcripts
http://www.cracked.com/blog/4-randomly-hilarious-pieces-found-comedy-internet_p2/

Bullgrit

 

[Scott DeWar]

floating fecal matter! wheeeeee!

 

[Dannyalcatraz]

"Houston...

...unnnnngh...

We have...

...unnnngh...

A problem."

 

[Dannyalcatraz]

Dave: Open the bathroom doors, please, HAL. Open the bathroom doors, please, HAL. Hello, HAL. Do you read me? Hello, HAL. Do you read me? Do you read me, HAL?

HAL: Affirmative, Dave. I read you.

Dave: Open the bathroom doors, HAL.

HAL: I'm sorry, Dave. I'm afraid I can't do that.

 

[Mustrum_Ridcully]

Now I don't want to be an astronaut anymore.


There was a Big Bang Theory episode about one of the guys building the ISS space toilet, wasn't there. I wonder if the authors knew about these... complications.

 

[Dannyalcatraz]

You mean "asstronaut" and "constipations", don't you?

 

[Mustrum_Ridcully]

You mean "asstronaut" and "constipations", don't you?

The only variant writing of astronaut I accept is astronut.

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[Umbran]

You mean "asstronaut" and "constipations", don't you?

To boldly go where nobody's gone before....

[video]https://youtu.be/rGQ-kqiWyMk[/video]

 

[Scott DeWar]

face palm:

 

[Umbran]

face palm:

That one may be more "head clutch", which is more severe than a facepalm.