Pineapple Express: Someone Is Wrong on the Internet?


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I remember parking in a ramp downtown for a concert in my Camaro. That was a frustrating night. Bumper to bumper traffic to get out. Folks kept pulling right up to my back bumper and the incline was so steep, I had no choice but to roll back a few inches every time I engaged the clutch. Finally, the joker behind me understood what was happening and gave me some breathing room.

Thats what I meant by a modern set up would likely reduce this issue if not eliminate it.
My current car, the Subaru has hill assist, and I actually hate it. I like the idea of it, and I appreciate it on steeper inclines, but it's over-sensitive. You can be on the slightest of inclines and it will still hold the car for a second or two after you let off the brake.

I'm constantly getting held in place when I'm trying to take off from a stop.
My mother smoked cigs and my father weed, but thankfully neither made us kids sit in the car with them. Though, im sure it contributed to my own vices.
I'm just old enough that I remember smoking sections in restaurants, which in hindsight is such a silly concept. That half wall in the Pondarosa did nothing..

Luckily my parents didn't like to smoke while eating, but boy.. That car ride home after dinner was ROUGH
 

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So the loudest and most frequent complaints about pineapple are still:
  • Pineapple is a typical corporation
  • Pineapple isn't free
  • Pineapple isn't Pathfinder/4e/pepperoni
  • Pineapple doesn't listen to me
 





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