Pineapple Express: Someone Is Wrong on the Internet?

[trappedslider]

Someone watched Max Miller’s Tasting History.

Nope, I got it from reddit like the other vintage menus i find interesting or cool enough to share with you nerds

 

[Bedrockgames]

And as we have previously established, Chicago doesn't put ketchup on their hot dogs because they use all the ketchup as the sauce for their "pizza."

 

[J.Quondam]

Brownies: Should they they be fudgy (ie gross and undercooked) or cakey (ie, heavenly and delightful)?

 

[J.Quondam]

Also, the dude who baked all the bread on that menu (Charles Joughin) not only escaped and survived the frigid water, he saved a whole bunch of passengers, too. While allegedly quite drunk

Makes sense since alcohol floats.

 

[Meech17]

Brownies: Should they they be fudgy (ie gross and undercooked) or cakey (ie, heavenly and delightful)?

I'm fine either way. Oooey gooey or flakey cakey works for me. I especially like the edge pieces

 

[payn]

I'm fine either way. Oooey gooey or flakey cakey works for me. I especially like the edge pieces

Yeap, im equal opportunity when it comes to brownies. Burnt though is where I draw the line.

 

[RealAlHazred]

You don't consider pancakes... cake? It's literally in the name

Nah, they're basically the shell of my breakfast taco before I've had a chance to add the ham and syrup and fold them.

 

[CleverNickName]

Brownies: Should they they be fudgy (ie gross and undercooked) or cakey (ie, heavenly and delightful)?

 

[RealAlHazred]

Banishing someone to a Hell analogue being somehow better than just killing them is bananas to me.

Well, of course Hell is better than Heaven! I have it on good authority that all of my friends will be there, along with all of my favorite musicians and artists, and all of my gaming friends from school. Why would I want to go to Heaven? That guy Kevin from Church is pretty sure he's going to be there, and I can't think of a single thing more tortuous than listening to that fathead natter on and on about the inane drivel he finds interesting for literally eternity! "But then, I was able to amortize the debts from the previous year's shortfall and package them into a tranche that was very attractive to the investors from Cincinatti, and -- here's where it gets fascinating -- I doubled down by..."

 

[Snarf Zagyg]

Makes sense since alcohol floats.

I was once told that God protects the drunk and the terminally stupid.

To which I replied, "Well, then She doesn't exist. Because that would make Her a Bard Lover, and I refuse to believe in such a Hateful God."