Pineapple Express: Someone Is Wrong on the Internet?

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In other news, it's August 1, 2024, which means that it's time to get started on Christmas shopping, right?

it happens earlier every year
Any way, the one thing I live about about Christmas isn't family. Or presents. Or even the heavily spike egg nog.

ITS THE HALLMARK MOVIES!

That's right. I embrace the sheer diversity of Hallmark Christmas Movies!

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Sometime the guy is wearing green, and is on the left. And sometimes the woman is wearing red, and is on the left!

And sometimes the couple is wh... um. Nevermind.

c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-combo breaker!

 

[Meech17]

In other news, it's August 1, 2024, which means that it's time to get started on Christmas shopping, right?

it happens earlier every year
Any way, the one thing I live about about Christmas isn't family. Or presents. Or even the heavily spike egg nog.

ITS THE HALLMARK MOVIES!

That's right. I embrace the sheer diversity of Hallmark Christmas Movies!

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Sometime the guy is wearing green, and is on the left. And sometimes the woman is wearing red, and is on the left!

And sometimes the couple is wh... um. Nevermind.

You can't knock the hustle.. They found their niche and stuck to it. Honestly.. It feels very gamery.. It's like all the scripts are written off of random generation tables.

 

[Staffan]

When you said this I immediately thought of this...

Lean, also known as purple drank, sizzurp, barre, and Texas tea, is a mixture of cough syrup, soda, hard candy, and sometimes alcohol.

Kerosene, Propylene Glycol, Artificial Sweeteners, Sulfuric Acid, Rum, Acetone, Battery Acid, red dye#2, SCUMM, Axle grease and/or pepperoni.

 

[Ryujin]

In other news, it's August 1, 2024, which means that it's time to get started on Christmas shopping, right?

it happens earlier every year
Any way, the one thing I live about about Christmas isn't family. Or presents. Or even the heavily spike egg nog.

ITS THE HALLMARK MOVIES!

That's right. I embrace the sheer diversity of Hallmark Christmas Movies!

View attachment 374946

Sometime the guy is wearing green, and is on the left. And sometimes the woman is wearing red, and is on the left!

And sometimes the couple is wh... um. Nevermind.

You really need to visit Almonte, Ontario, Canada. Look at the list of films they've made there.

(Carefully)

Movies - Almonte Ontario

“With its mix of 19th-century historic buildings and a ’50s diner, Almonte in Ontario has been the go-to location for holiday movies set in Vermont, Alaska

almonte.com

 

[Dannyalcatraz]

When you said this I immediately thought of this...

Lean, also known as purple drank, sizzurp, barre, and Texas tea, is a mixture of cough syrup, soda, hard candy, and sometimes alcohol.

Kerosene, Propylene Glycol, Artificial Sweeteners, Sulfuric Acid, Rum, Acetone, Battery Acid, red dye#2, SCUMM, Axle grease and/or pepperoni.

Paraphrasing QotSA:

“Purple Drank, Sizzurp, Kerosene, Axle Grease, Texas Tea and Alcohol!
Ohhhhh…

Purple Drank, Sizzurp, Kerosene, Axle Grease, Texas Tea and Alcohol!
Ohhhhh…

Purple Drank, Sizzurp, Kerosene, Axle Grease, Texas Tea and Alcohol!
Ohhhhh…

Also k-k-known as Lean!”

 

[Parmandur]

Why, yes, Bob, I am aware that your favorite restaurant has a sardine and pear pizza with ketchup sauce, you bring it up literally all the time whether we are talking about pizza or not.

 

[CleverNickName]

Coming to EN World, the first day of GenCon:

 

[Velderan]

Coming to EN World, the first day of GenCon:

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No doubt some quality discussion about page 37. Definitely not 2 people arguing over each other for 10 pages at a time.

 

[Whizbang Dustyboots]

Remember: HR and the company attorney aren't there to protect you, they're there to protect the company.

They are happy for you to not realize that, though.

 

[CleverNickName]

No doubt some quality discussion about page 37. Definitely not 2 people arguing over each other for 10 pages at a time.

Page 37 is where the rules for druids not wearing metallic armor can be found. So, yeah...thirty-seven pages of "discussion" in a single day sounds about right to me.