Movie Quotes Fun!

[Mark]

I found out the way your mind works and the kind of man you are. I know your plans and expectations - you've burbled every bit of strategy you've got. I know exactly what you will do, and exactly what you won't, and I've told you exactly nothing. To these aged eyes, boy, that's what winning looks like! - Henry II (A Lion in Winter)

 

[rln]

From "Boondock Saints":

[a Russian gangster comes into the bar]
Murphy: So you're Chekov, huh? Well, this here's McCoy. Find a Spock, we got us an away team.

***​

Connor: [picking out weapons and gear] Do ya know what we need, man? Some rope.
Murphy: Absolutely. What are you, insane?
Connor: No I ain't. Charlie Bronson's always got rope.
Murphy: What?
Connor: Yeah. He's got a lot of rope strapped around him in the movies, and they always end up using it.
Murphy: You've lost it, haven't ya?
Connor: No, I'm serious.
Murphy: That's stupid. Name one thing you'd need a rope for.
Connor: You don't f*ck*n' know what you're gonna need it for. They just always need it.
Murphy: What's this 'they' sh*t? This isn't a movie.
Connor: Oh, right.
[picks up large knife out of Murphy's bag]
Connor: Is that right, Rambo?
Murphy: All right. Get your stupid f*ck*n' rope.
Connor: I'll get my stupid rope. I'll get it. There's a rope right there.

***​

Murphy: [the two brothers are in an air shaft and getting a bit uncomfortable] Where the f*ck are you going?
Connor: Shhh. I'm trying to figure some sh*t out, so keep your trap shut.
Murphy: Ahh, f*ck you. I'm sweatin' my ass off carrying your f*ck*n' rope around. Must weigh 30lbs.
Connor: Shhh. This is some serious sh*t, so get a-f*ck*ng-hold of yourself!
Murphy: [shouts] Oh, f*ck you! I'm not the rope-totin', Charlie Bronson-wannabe getting us f*ck*ng lost!
Connor: Would you shut it?
[taps him on the head with his flash light, and both brothers start fighting in the air vent until it gives way]
Connor: Jesus f*ck*ng Christ!
[as the vent is about to give way]

***​

[after dropping through the ceiling on a rope and killing nine mobsters]
Connor: Well, "Name one thing you're gonna need this stupid f*ck*ng rope for."
Murphy: That was way easier than I thought it would be.
Connor: Aye.
Murphy: On TV you always have that guy that jumps over the sofa...
Connor: And then you've got to shoot at him for ten f*ck*ng minutes.
Murphy: We're good.
Connor: Yes, we are.

 

[Romulan_Knight]

or... Deanna Troi

sorry it is deanna troi i forgot i havent seen first contact in about 3 months.

 

[Phaedrus]

You a bountyhunter?

Man's got to make a living.

Dying ain't much of a living.

 

[rbingham2000]

Agent Smecker from Boondock Saints had a ton of hilarious quotes from the movie as well. Here are just a few:

Agent Smecker: Brilliant! So now we've got a 'huge guy' theory and a 'serial crusher' theory. Top notch. What's your name?
Detective Greenly: Detective Greenly. Who the f*ck are you?
[Agent Smecker opens his jacket to show his FBI credentials]
Agent Smecker: That's who the f*ck I am.

[after finding the McManus brothers' apartment]
Agent Smecker: We'll start the ass-kissing with you.
[cocks his thumb right at Greenly]

[after being asked if the McManus brothers can stay at the station]
Agent Smecker: Well, we'll have to check with your mom...but it's okay with me if your friends sleep over.

Agent Smecker: You Irish cops are perking up. That's two sound theories in one day, neither of which deal with abnormally sized men. Kinda makes me feel like Riverdancing.

 

[Aris Dragonborn]

"Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster at your side, kid."
Han Solo, Star Wars: A New Hope.

"And so it was that the Fourth Age began, and the Fellowship of the Ring, though eternally bound by love and friendship, had ended." Frodo Baggins, The Return of the King.

"Well, I'm back." Sam Gamgee, Return of the King.

Just to digress, I'd like to quote the Appendices, which I think was the basis for Frodo's line. Did anyone else who read this in the RotK Appendices experience some sort of profound sadness, like a close friend had left and wasn't coming back?

"1541 - In this year on March 1st came at last the passing of King Elessar. It is said that the beds of Meriadoc and Peregrin were set beside the bed of the great king. Then Legolas built a grey ship in Ithilien, and sailed down the Anduin and so over Sea; and with him, it is said, went Gimli the Dwarf. And when that ship passed an end was come in Middle-Earth of the Fellowship of the Ring."

 

[shilsen]

Did anyone else who read this in the RotK Appendices experience some sort of profound sadness, like a close friend had left and wasn't coming back?

"1541 - In this year on March 1st came at last the passing of King Elessar. It is said that the beds of Meriadoc and Peregrin were set beside the bed of the great king. Then Legolas built a grey ship in Ithilien, and sailed down the Anduin and so over Sea; and with him, it is said, went Gimli the Dwarf. And when that ship passed an end was come in Middle-Earth of the Fellowship of the Ring."

Didn't everybody?

 

[Mark]

Didn't everybody?

Add me to that list, too.

 

[Ranger REG]

"You broke the ship. You broke the bloody ship!"
--Alexander Dane/Dr. Lazarus; Galaxy Quest.


Quotes from The Gladiator...

"People should know when they're conquered."

"Would you, Quintus? Would I?"​

--Quintus and Roman General Maximus Decimus Meridius

"Strength and Honor."
-- General Maximus

"At my signal, unleash Hell."
-- General Maximus

"Three weeks from now, I will be harvesting my crops.
Imagine where you will be, and it will be so.
Hold the line! Stay with me!
If you find yourself alone, riding in green fields
With the sun on your face, do not be troubled.
For you are in Elysium, and you're already dead!
Brothers, what we do in life ... echoes in eternity."
-- General Maximus

"Roma Victor!"
-- General Maximus

"Where do you stand, General? Emperor or Senate?"

"The soldier has the advantage
Of being able to look his enemies
In the eye, Senator."​

-- Senator Falco and General Maximus

"I have seen much of the rest of the world.
It is brutal and cruel and dark.
Rome is the light."
-- General Maximus

"When a man sees his end,
He wants to know there was some purpose to his life."
-- Roman Emperor Marcus Aurelius Caesar

"Ancestors, I ask for your guidance.
Blessed Mother, come to me with the gods' desire for my future.
Blessed Father, watch over my wife and son with a ready sword.
Whisper to them I live only to hold them again.
Ancestors, I honor you
And will try to live with the dignity you taught me."
-- General Maximus's evening prayer

"Caesar shall do all that Rome requires."
-- Lucilla

"I think he knows what Rome is. Rome is the mob.
Conjure magic for them, and they'll be distracted.
Take away their freedom and still they'll roar.
The beating heart of Rome...
Is not the marble of the Senate.
It's the sand of the Colosseum.
He'll bring them death,
And they will love him for it."
-- Senator Gracchus

"The Colosseum.
Oh, you should see the Colosseum, Spaniard.
Fifty thoussand Romans...
Watching ... every moment of your sword.
Willing you to make the killer blow.
The silence before you strike...
And the noise afterwards,
It rise up like a storm
As if you were the thunder god himself."
-- Proximo

"Then, listen to me. Learn from me.
I wasn't the best because I killed quickly.
I was the best because of crowd loved me.
Win the crowd, and you'll win your freedom."

"I will win the crowd.
I will give them something they have never seen before."​

-- Proximo and the "Spaniard" Maximus

"So, Spaniard, we shall go to Rome together...
And have bloody adventures!
And the Great [bleep] will suckle on us
Until we are fat and happy and can suckle no more
And then, when enough men have died,
Perhaps, you will have your freedom."
-- Proximo

"The gods have spared you. Don't you understand?
Today I saw a slave become more powerful
Than the Emperor of Rome."

"The gods have spared me? I am at their mercy,
With the power only to amuse a mob."​

"That is power. The mob is Rome."
-- Lucilla and Maximus

"You have a great name.
He must kill your name
Before he kills you."
-- Gladiator Juba

"I don't pretend to be a man of the people, Senator.
But I do try to be a man for the people."
-- Senator Gracchus

"We mortals are but shadows and dust."
-- Proximo

 

[Aris Dragonborn]

"I'll tell you a secret - something they don't teach you in the temple.
The Gods envy us.
They envy us because we're mortal. Because any moment might be our last. Everything's more beautiful because we're doomed.
You will never be lovelier than you are now.
We will never be here again."

Achilles, speaking to Perseus, Troy.