D&D General Help with "Combination Trash" names

[Ancalagon]

An important question: why is trash brought to this planet? Why there? The answer could be fun

 

[Ancalagon]

Twinky Clearinghouse
Colt Doritos
Old Spice Bacardi
Nintendo Henckels

 

[CleverNickName]

I think the fun part is combining brands that are from the same genre. Like maybe...

Levi Gap
Dodge Eldorado
Sony "The Walkman" Kenwood
The Dutch Brothers: Winchell and Duncan LaMar
Keebler Nabisco
Gateway Packard
Oakley Rayban
Sriracha Heinz
Bing Google
Hershey Mars
Quizznos McRib
Pepsi Julius

 

[Harzel]

Not exactly a combination, but all this puts me in mind of the great American superhero Studebacher Hoch.

 

[andargor]

Veeaitchess Betamax

 

[Lanefan]

Ford Chrysler, a shiny-chrome Paladin
Hyundai Saab, a Ninja of the highest order
Hudson Nash - or Nash Hudson; either works for a goodly Cleric type...or a butler
Budweiser "Bud" Coors, just another cowboy Fighter
Carling Molson (which might actually be someone's name, for all I know!)
Glenfiddich "but you can call me Jack" Daniels, a drunken Bard
Pepsi the Sprite and her brother Google the Sprite, well-known local pests
Fanta C. Cola, a forgetful Wizard
Apple the Amazon, who will beat you senseless if you even look at her the wrong way

Still need more?

 

[Man in the Funny Hat]

Seen several people get close but nobody yet has said:

Ford Lincoln Mercury (postmaster)

 

[alienux]

Papa John Morrell

Taco Lobster

Abercrombie Lucasfilm

Milton Hasbro