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[Dannyalcatraz]

Our 13yo dog is trying to kill me via sleep-deprivation induced accidents.

She’s asking to go out multiple times between 3-5:30AM almost daily. If you’ve ever owned a geriatric dog, you probably don’t take requests to go outside lightly. But even if I did, this is a border collie we’re talking about. She doesn’t give up easily.

 

[Dannyalcatraz]

Don’t worry too much: I have never needed much sleep, and she always asks with a great big smile. (Although sometimes, she’s so close to my bed I can’t see it.)