Gnome Hooked Hammer

[Whizbang Dustyboots]

If this isn't it I don't know what is.

Is it wrong that I get sexually excited looking at that picture?

 

[Whizbang Dustyboots]

You think these are jokes. But no, this stuff WILL make it into the game. Mark my words.

Every campaign with a gnome in it becomes a gnomish campaign.

 

[Klaus]

Every campaign with a gnome in it becomes a gnomish campaign.

Agreed.

Bring on Gnomania!

 

[Whizbang Dustyboots]

OK, salivating over that Stanley FuBar (that's its name!). I think I need to come up with a list of a few Swiss Army Knife features to add to it (corkscrew, tweezers, saw, nailfile, mystery device) and we're off and running with my masterwork gnome hooked hammer.

And hell, I may just buy a FuBar in real life. It really does look pretty awesome.

 

[WillieW]

OK, salivating over that Stanley FuBar (that's its name!). I think I need to come up with a list of a few Swiss Army Knife features to add to it (corkscrew, tweezers, saw, nailfile, mystery device) and we're off and running with my masterwork gnome hooked hammer...

It's handle will need to be hinged in the middle so the tweezers can be employed against the nose hairs of anyone caught and held by the other end. Gnomish interrogation.

 

[borc killer]

Is it wrong that I get sexually excited looking at that picture?

LOL! I have to wipe the damn coffee off my monitor now. thanks hehe.

 

[heirodule]

When your only weapon is a gnomish hooked hammer, all your problems look like they have DR/piercing & bludgeoning

 

[Whizbang Dustyboots]

When your only weapon is a gnomish hooked hammer, all your problems look like they have DR/piercing & bludgeoning

Clearly an adamantite/alchemical silver gnome hooked hammer would be the weapon to rule the multiverse with.

 

[WillieW]

Clearly an adamantite/alchemical silver gnome hooked hammer would be the weapon to rule the multiverse with.

You're thinking of the multi-bladed hooked hammer there.... Now that's an entirely different story....

 

[Whizbang Dustyboots]

Different metals at different ends!

EDIT: And one end flaming! The other electrified! And both ends Defending!