1001 Magic Items Nobody Wants
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Kae'Yoss
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Sejs said:
Dunno, Hans Rosenthal was more of the slight type. But he's dead, and I don't know of any other Hans right away, so you might be right after all.
545. Boomerang of Returning
546. Animal food of fire immunity (Could be embarrasing at the bar-b-q)
547. Rod of Eminem Protection
548. Bowl of Crying
549. Goggles of no-light vision
550. Herring of Tree Felling (this does not count if your name is Arthur)
551. Cloak of resistance (a real pain to put that one on).
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KDLadage
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For those that would like to get the whole list without going back through the pages (and to get the count correct... we messed up someplace)...
- Decanter Of Endless Socks
- The Kidney Of Vecna
- Filing Cabinet Of Keen Edges
- The Ring Of Reguritation
- Belt Of Obesity
- Spectacles Of Dyslexia
- Boots Of Squishness
- Hammer Of Dunderbolts
- Boots Of Sleeze
- Ring Of Vampiric Regurgitation
- Robe Of Pies
- Daern's Instant Tortise
- Otto's Irresistible Dance Dance Revolution Arcade Game
- Deck Of Protrusions
- Vorpal Spatula
- Figurine Of Wondrous Power: Gypsum Commoner
- Sphere Of Phlegm
- Belt Of The Nunnery
- Hamhock Of The Titans
- Juggling-Clubs Of Annihilation
- Vorpal Runcible Spoon
- Ioun Stone Of Summoning ("Fiendish Girillion, I Choose You!")
- Deck Of Few Things
- An Ogre-Slaying Knife That's Got A +9 Against Ogres
- Ethereal Fly Swatter
- Keen Spoon
- Key Ring Of Random Teleportation ("I Thought I Put Them *Right Here*!!!)
- Ring Of Trolling
- Gauntlets Of Meepo
- Wand Of Nerfing
- Scroll Of Errata
- Cloak Of The Munchkin
- Tome Of First Printing
- Toothpick Of Splintering
- Ever-Dribbling Goblet
- Cauldron Of Flatulence
- Lintball +1
- Collar Of The Jive Turkey
- Lute Of Headbanging
- The Foreigner Belt! (Athf, Anyone?)
- Scroll Of Bigby's Soiled Underpants
- Probe Of The Archmagi
- Necklace Of Hairballs
- Ring Of Lizardry
- Opera Radish Of Koala
- Immovable Spam
- Bottle Of Hair
- Banjo Of Deliverance
- Pearl Of The Swines
- Mask Of The Krusk
- Dust Of Many Itches
- Boomerang Of Annihilation.
- Portable Hole Robe.
- Tome Of Understanding V3.5.
- Money Pouch Of Devouring.
- Mixed 1980's Tape Of Vecna.
- Sofa Of Telepathy.
- D&D Miniatures (That Come To Life And Hack Up Your Copies Of 3.0 In Your Sleep).
- Decanter Of Endless Tears
- Myrlands Spork
- Sovereign Grue.
- Orb Of Paperweighting.
- Sword Of Zero Reach.
- Periapt Of The Helm Of Bracers +4
- Slippers Of Fish Climbing.
- Ring Of Betrothal (Type: Gibbering Mouthers)
- The Dreaded Half-Horned Helm Of Huzzah!
- Britches Of Eternal Soiling
- Potion Of Gasiest Form
- Boots Of Dwarvenkind
- The Horny Helmet
- Bow Of Arrow Snaring
- Codpiece Of Lightning
- Club Of Hamster Slaying
- Helm Of The Mullet
- Potion Of Instant Cheese
- Leomund's Secret Lunchbox
- Wings Of The Penguin
- Necklace Of Hairballs
- Horseshoes Of Fancy-Prancing
- Wand Of Melf's Miniature Marshmellows
- The Hastur Hastur Hastur Karaoke Machine.
- Boots Of Bump.
- The Nipple Ring Of Protection.
- The Wand Of Wand.
- Book Of Vile Cooking
- Hotmail Account Of Endless Spam
- Dicebag Of Pointblank Shot (Stick The Die In, Take The Die Out, Fire!)
- Immovable Ship
- Dentures Of Exploding
- Underwire Bra Of Eternal Poking
- Chainmail Thong Bikini Underpants
- High Heeled Boots Of Foot Stench
- Ointment Of Pimples.
- Decanter Of Endless Hot Chocolate.
- The Whining Diamond
- Belt Of Kobald Strength
- Bracelet Of Tax Collectors
- Broom Of Sweeping
- Codpiece Of Keen Edges
- The Fez Of Fopppery And Flatulence
- Girdle Of Woodchuck Friendship
- Dehydrated Plot Device- Just Add Water!
- Bard's Amulet Of Tone Deafness.
- Gauntlets Of Live Bait.
- Belt Of Summon Ladybug.
- Quall's Feather Token--Bread (Becomes A Piece Of Burnt Toast)
- Spear (+10 Vs. Level 1 Wizards) Wieldable Only By Kobolds.
- Doggie Biscuit Of Werewolf Attraction
- Butterknife Of Masonry Slaying
- Ioun Stone Of Vertigo
- Remote Control Of Blinking
- Potion Of True Resurrection
- Decanter Of Endless Urine
- Keen Vorpal Dental Floss
- Girdle Of Firm Support
- Decanter Of Endless Catsup
- Quall's Feather Token (Feather)
- Picnic Basket Of Summon Swarm
- Ever-Rolling D20
- Gm's Censer Of Min/Max Player From Hell Summoning Ix
- Ever-Bitching Wife Of True Nagging - Very Possibly A Cursed Item (Only Removable By A Miracle Spell)
- Vorpal Club
- Onyx Ball (It's Like A Crystal Ball . . . But It's Black (It Does Have Those Three Odd Holes)).
- Ring Of Binding (It Goes Between The Pinky And The Middle Finger On The Left Hand).
- Robe Of Noses
- The Rod Of Lordly Won't
- The Staff Of Striking (Quits Working At Random, Demands More Pay).
- Nolzur's Marvelous Pig
- Daern's Exceedingly Slow Fortress
- Brassierre Of Controlling Fire Elementals
- Gloves Of Devouring
- Bucknard's Way Too Full Purse
- Heward's Handy Hacky Sack
- Eversmoking Roommate
- Rod Of Insecurity
- Quaal's Feather Token: Silver Piece (Cost: 100 Gp)
- Periapt Of Unsubstantiated Proof Against Poison
- Ring Of Spell Checking
- Greased Rope Of Climbing
- Expandable Poll
- Immovable Cod
- Brilliant Energy Comb
- Flaming Hairpin
- Book Of Vile Dorkness- Something No D&D Gamer Should Be Without
- Doggie Bag Of Holding- For Those Times When You're Really On The Run
- Censor Of Controlling Air Waves- So You Can Say No To All Those Naughty Wizards Trasmitting Smut All Throughout The Multiverse
- Ring Of Blinking- Eyes Only
- Boots Of Striding And Streaking.
- Scabbard Of Scabs.
- Girdle Of Disguise.
- Helm Of The Red Mage.
- Quaal's Feather Token- Token.
- Rod Of Peasantly Might.
- Rod Of Enlarging (Uses Enlarge Person, Usable Only By Outsiders)
- Wand Of Enlarge Personal Debts
- Robe Of Useless Things
- Scorching Heat
- Deck Of Delusions (You Think You're Protected By A Dragon Etc.)
- Power Word, Kill Me.
- Otto's Irresistable Riverdance (Or Morris Dance)
- Hide Enemies.
- Figurine Of Wondrous Power: Brass Powergamer
- Cure Minor Wounds, Mass
- Gem Of Being Seen.
- Staff Of Powerlessness
- (D20Modern) Tele Of Endless Ads.
- Vecna's Head
- Vecna's Pinkie
- Protection From Healing Spells
- Ring Of Energy Vulnerability
- Weapon Of Disruption (Disrupts All Your Spellcasting)
- Weapon Of Shock (Everytime An Enemy Appears You Have To Make A Fort Save Dc 20 Or Die Of A Heart Attack)
- Flame Tongue
- Frost Bite
- Ring Of Ground Walking
- Wings Of Falling
- Quaal's Feather Token - Feather Duster.
- The "Rod" Of Vecna
- The Clicky-Base Of Vecna
- Power-Word: Bolus
- The Brain Of Brett
- Uncomfortable Hunk Of Metal Of Ass Storing
- Eyes Of The Potato
- I Can't Believe It's Not Healing Potion!
- Scroll Of Permanent Time Stop
- Indestructible Flask Of Alchemist Fire
- Hammer Of Dwarf Throwing
- Helm Of Arrow Catching
- Javelin Of Lighting
- Vunerable Coat Of Arn
- Hammock Of The Titans
- Scarab Of Golembrain
- Codpiece Of Arrow Attraction
- Holier-Than-Thou Avenger
- Blindfold Of Elfsight
- Ring Of Weather Falling
- Wetsuit Of Sinking +83
- Ever-Moist Water-Repellant Socks
- Building Foundation Of Crumbling +4
- 22 Mice In An 11-Hamster Bag.
- Bag Of Dropping.
- Permanently Invisible Television
- Solar Powered Torch Of Daylight.
- Ring Of Panty Shielding
- Mighty Helm Of Persparation
- Necklass Of Fireball Jawbreakers
- Pillow Of The Merelith
- Trashbin Of Out Of Date Catchphrases. The Catchphrases, Once Inserted, Are No Longer In The Gameworld. Useful For Words And Phrases Such As "Nerfed", "Def", "Monte Cook Says...", "X Got The Shaft", And "Boss".
- Codpiece Of Horrid Wilting
- Ring Of Wizardry 0 (Doubles All Cantrips!)
- Heward's Heavy Haversack
- Robe Of Cursed Things
- Codpeice Of Monsterous Attention
- Bedpan Of Holding
- Hat Of Devouring
- Longbow +1, Oathblow
- Vorpal Ioun Stone
- Longsword +1, Lametongue
- Potion Of Cat's Strength
- Potion Of Bull's Grace
- Potion Of Protection From Elements (Hydrogen)
- Ring Of Degeneration
- Oil Flask Of Fire Extinguishing
- Moveable Rod
- Pocket Aparatus Of Kwalish
- Bag Of Withholding
- Belt, Nudist's
- Molding Boat
- Bracelet Of Enemies
- Broom Of Cleansing
- Candle Of Slight Illumination
- Carpet Of Not Tracking Those Muddy Boots All Over The House
- Cloak Of Elviskind
- Cloak Of The Manta Cone, Spread, Or Burst
- Cloak Of Resistance Is Futile
- Cubic Grate
- Daern's Instant Coffee-Mate
- Decanter Of Endless Expectations
- Eyes Of The Beagle
- Glove Of Snoring
- Heward's Handy Hackeysack
- Horn Of Frog
- Illicit Herbage Of Meditation
- Rubber Bands Of Bilaro
- Matlock Of The Titans
- Mall Of The Titans
- Necklace Of **** Beads
- Lead Pipes Of Pain
- Stationary Hole
- Archmagi Of The Archmagi
- Robe Of 3-Speed Blending
- Robe Of Noses
- Red Tape Of Entanglement
- Pillow Of Keen Edges
- Scarab, Golembanebane
- Squeaky Clown Shoes Of Spider Climbing
- Well Of Current World
- Wings Of Frying
- Deck Of Single Thing
- Bathrobe Of The Archmagi
- Bead Of Farce
- Portaloo Hole
- Broom Of The Mother-In-Law
- Platemail Of Thievery
- Stone Horse (Rocking)
- Medalion Of Amorous Thoughts
- Codpiece Of Reduction (Codpiece Of Enlargement May Be More Popular)
- Book Of Unlimited (But Censored) Pornography. "Darn It, The Good Bits Are Blacked Out On Every Single Page!"
- Ring Of Kender Attraction
- Rubber Bands Of Billaro
- Bracers Of Amore
- Book Of Many Errors
- Deck Of Cards (You Throw Down A Card, And Hey Presto, There's A Card)
- Operating System Of Many Failures (Also Known As Windows 98)
- Lazy Rifle.
- Daern's Instant Brothel
- Drums Of Picnic
- Eyes Of Metrification
- Manual Of Bodily Odor.
- Hanging Picture Of Crookedness
- Toilet Roll Of Running Out.
- Keen Writing Paper +4
- Flamethrower Of Hair Drying
- Pencil Of Sharpness
- Invisible Clothing
- Bottle Of German Humor
- Underpants Of Malodorousness
- Sword Of Rust +1
- Boots Of Owner-Backside-Kicking
- Wand Of Summon Mobster I (Brings In 1D3 Goombahs With Useless Guns Who Proceed To Eat All Your Food And Lounge About Playing Cards. Not For D20 Modern Campaigns.)
- Ring Of The Lamb
- Bohemian Ear Spork
- Circlet Of Unwanted Star Trek Trivia
- Gauntlets Of Hangnail
- Ring Of Three Fishes
- Goggles Of The Oxygen Channel
- +2 Backscratcher
- Rabbitslayer (Knife)
- Plate Mail Of The Sauna
- Scroll Of Meteor Summoning
- Ice Skates Of Agility +10
- Lead Shoes Of Water Breathing
- Greatclub Of Curing And Smiting
- Harmonica Of Healthful Slumber
- A One Year Subscription To "The Morning Star"
- Time Cube Of Truth
- Long Hollow Tube Of Water Breathing.
- Daern's Eventual Fortress.
- Stool Of Stool Sampling
- Perfume Of Stench
- Scroll Of Identify Itself
- Ring Of Three Fishes
- Tome Of Useless Trivia
- Paper Clip F Holding (And Never Letting Go)
- Ascott Of Bad Accents
- Keyboard Of Carpal Tunnel
- Jock (Or Codpiece) Of Itching And Sctratching
- Fork Of Spaghetti Twirling +1, +2 Against Angle Hair, +3 Against Linguini
- Beer Goggles
- Brew Of Jabbering
- Mallet Of Thunderous Flatuence
- Helm Of The Lightning Rod
- Horn Of Killer Bee Summoning
- Nun-Chuks Of Nut Numbing
- Familiar Container Of Devouring
- Necklace Of Magnetism
- Staff Of Shower.
- Obnoxious Weapons
- Vestments Of The Latest Rage
- Blanket Of Disintegration
- The Stick Of Pain
- Mask Of The Dull
- Lens Of Defection
- Sword-Chucks.
- +1 Brilliant Energy, Undead Bane, Construct Bane Whip
- Scabbard Of Sword Resistance
- Codpiece Of Squirrel Summoning
- Helm Of The Guillotine
- The Teeth Of Novelty
- +4 Billiant Energy Dental Floss Of Sharpness
- Ugly Stick
- A Deck Of Mini Things. I Used One Of These Once. Same As The Normal Deck, Only Miniature. The Castle Is In A Snowglobe, The Minor Death Is The Death Or Rats, The +4 Flaming Burst Weapon Is A Toothpick, And So On.
- Hammer +2 With +3 Nails.
- Cloak Of Detectable Magic
- Glass Of Reflection
- Imitation Leather Armor
- Vecna's Middle Finger
- Palor's Two Nuts In A Sack
- Rod Of The Flacid
- Girdle Of Obese Might
- Wand Of Detect Silicon
- Lightining Rod As Opposed To Rod Of Lightining.
- Bag Of Molding
- Amulet Of Mighty Fits +2
- Belt Of Giant Stench
- Pasties Of Defense +2
- Gloves Of Sparrow Snaring
- Wind Bag
- Figurine Of Wonderous Power, Road Sloth
- Incense Of Litigation
- Buttocks Of The Titans
- Bladder Of Vecna
- Quaal's Feather Token, Coat Rack
- Rope Of Engagement
- Bottle Of Smog
- Bag Of Ticks
- Boat, Sinking
- +1 Dagger Of Balloon Popping.
- Colostomy Bag Of Holding
- Beer Goggles Of The Desperate
- Bracers Of Armoire
- Sword Of Brilliant Lethargy
- Liar Of Building (Also Known As Nozur's Marvelous Contractor)
- Figurine Of Wonderous Power: Cat
- Manuel Of Bodily Health
- Tomb Of Understanding
- Well Of One World.
- Decanter Of Endless Cod-Liver Oil. ("Will You Drain Your Medicine?"
- Mail Fo The Banshee (A Letter On Which Stands Written: "Ieaiaio")
- Giant Throwing Socks
- Armoire Of Invincibility
- Helm Of Ameoba Strength
- Gloves Of The Village People (Your Arms Will Constantly Be Spelling Out The Letters Ymca)...
- "How To Attract Illithids" (Sounds Like Hentai...)
- Circlet Of Mind Fogging.
- Keen, Vorpal Suppository +2
- +1 Instant Gnomish Butt Plug Of Death
- Immovable Metal Repelling Giant Anvil
- Wand Of Returning Fireballs
- Telephone Of Silence.
- Horn Of Fog, Only Works In 19Th Century England.
- Codpiece Of The Eunuch
- Fuzzy Bunny Slippers Of The Archmagi
- Gloves Of The Hairy Palm (The Less Said About These The Better)
- Glossy Magazine Of Eternal Blindness (Often Used With The Gloves)
- Everbright Copper Piece (Not Worth Much, But It Sure Is Shiny)
- Foreskin Of Vecna
- Wand Of Mime Summoning
- Daern's Instant Small Stone Cube
- Figurine Of Wonderous Power (Ceramic Lawn Gnome)
- Boots Of Eternal Moonwalking
- Quaal's Feather Token (Quall- So You Can Kick His *** For Making Stupid Magic Feathers)
- Ring Of Counterspelling (Every Spell You Cast, It Counterspells)
- Ring Of Wizard Dry (Hey, No More Moist Wizards)
- Ring Of Ex-Ray Vision (If A Guy's Name Used To Be Ray, You Can See Him)
- Ring Of Spell Storing (Put It On And It Says "Storing, S-T-O-R-I-N-G")
- Decanter Of Endless Sweat
- Robe Of Blending (Puree Setting Only!)
- Wind Fan (Now If You Could Just Find Someplace To Plug It In...)
- Bottomless Cup Of Light Dwarven Ale (.05%)
- Invisible Ring. (No, Not A Ring Of Invisibility, Just An Invisibile Ring. That's It. That's All.)
- Rod Of Disintigrating. (Again, Not A Rod Of Disintigration...)
- Armor Of Tortise-Fication. ("Turtle! Turtle!")
- Girdle Of Abs Of Butter (As Opposed To The Popular Girdle Of Abs Of Steel)
- Glass Of Ice Melting
- Cat Of Disarming Cuteness (Battle Ceases While Everyone Watches Kitty Play)
- Litterbox Of Foulest Stench
- Bed Of Anti-Gravity (Only Floats Upwards While You Are On It)
- Cd Of Eternal Skipping
- Microwave Of Popcorn Burning +31
- Telephone Of Heavy Breathing
- Tome Of Unfathomable Understatements (Aka Tome Of British Humor)
- Cat Of Fur Regeneration (You Need #412 With This One)
- Wand Of Static Electricity ( Ow, That's Annoying!)
- Book Of Smurf-To-English Translations (Who In The Smurf Would Want That?!)
- Rod Of Fur Attraction
- Helm Of Manical Laughter (Heh. Hehaha..Muhahaha...Muahahahaha...Muuhahahahahaaaaa!!)
- Lute Of Porn Soundtracks (Bum-Chicka-Bow-Wow)
- Kneepads Of Tripping (So Knocking Yourself Prone Won't Hurt Quite So Much)
- Soap Of Hair Growth
- Cursed Letter Of Endless Magazine Subscription (Once Letter Is Filled Out, Wherever You Move, They Will Find You And Make Sure You Have The Latest Issue)
- Vanity Mirror Of Negative Self-Esteem
- Kidney Stones Of Vecna
- Mullet Of The Titans
- Boots Of Stumbleing
- Scroll Of Many Words
- Toilet Of Holding
- Inivisble Clothes
- Condom Of Devouring
- Bag Of Dirty Tricks
- 'fraidy Cat; Everything Living Has The Cause Fear Effect On It. See My Avatar.
- Daern's Instant Chia-Pet
- Wand Of Summon Mobster
- Horn Of Soap Bubbles
- Wand Of Tasha's Hideous Daughter
- Quaal's Feather Token (Troll Underwear)
- Myrlund's Spoo
- +4 Vorpal Greataxe Of Monstrous Affection
- Vorpal Butterknife
- Arrows Of Returning
- Headband Of Stupidity
- Belt Of Sterility
- Handbook Of The Player (+0.5)
- Portable Hole Of Us Domestic ¨Beer¨
- Potion Of Sweat Water
- Sword Of Sing-Sing
- Keen Ice Cream Scoop Of Vanilla Slaying
- Ghost-Shield (The Shield Is Non-Corporeal)
- Finnigan's Finger Of Fantastically Fragrant Flatulence (Pull My Finger...)
- Sundial Of Darkness
- Helm Of Male Patterned Baldness
- Book Of One Thousand Papercuts
- Armor Of Incontenance
- Melf's Acid Tabs
- Masterwork Club
- Jack's Boot
- Scroll With The Spell "Scribe Scroll"
- Scale Male Of The Lizardman
- Hot Rod
- Cookbook Of Vile Darkess
- Tome Of Literacy
- Symbol, Cure Blindness.
- Power Word, Hearagain.
- Emotion Of Indifference
- Priest's Garment Of The Atheist
- Vorpal Razor ("Shaving Like Real Men!")
- Contract Of Lawyer Summoning.
- Band Of The Garage
- Pink Feather Boa Of The Queen
- Cement Boots Of The Sea
- Naughty Tentacle Rod
- Ring Of The Hive Mime
- Tree Sap Of Stunning
- Mace Of Foam
- Blade Of The Dualist
- Broom Of Sweeping
- Weapon Of Sure Striking: When Drawn, Weapon Refuses To Work Until It's Contract Is Renegotiated
- Weapon Of Energy Aura (Potential)
- Numeric Variable Shield +N (Only Useful For Calculating Theoritical Ac)
- Useless Buckler (With Things Such As A Toothpick, Half A Moldy Sandwich, And A Sock With A Hole In The Heel)
- Trident Of Plankton Command
- Wand Of Lightning Blot
- Wand Of Burning Hans (Summons A Muscular German Man In A Red Speedo For 1 Round/Caster Level. Hans Does Nothing But Flex And Pose)
- Belt Of Ochre Strength
- Socks Of Fungus Command
- Ronald Ray Gun (+1/+9 Vs. Democrats; Weilder Is Struck With A Feeblemind Spell With Each Use, No Save)
- Holy Hand Grenade Of Antioch
- Scroll With Spell "Summon Quasar Dragon"
- Staff Of Burning Hens. (A.K.A. Chicken Spit)
- Encyclopedia Of Demons & Devils
- Figurine Of Wonderous Flower (Any Of Them)
- Arrow Of Staying (Will Not Leave The Bow)
- Ship Of Fools
- Vecna's Life Insurance Policy
- Mighty Composite Bow Of Double Vision
- Trident Of Gum (+1/+3 Vs. Sugar)
- Pegleg Pete's Brilliant Energy Vorpal Battleaxe Of Clumsiness
- Cloak Of The Commoner. Wearer Can Polymorph Into A 1St Level Human Commoner And Takes Over Its Stats Exactly.
- Catheter Of The Titans
- Depends(Tm)-Brand Armor Of The Incontinent
- Ring Of Stone-Falling
- Armor Of The Dead Emporer (No Special Effects... Was Just Owned By A Now-Deceased Emporer At One Point)
- Weapon Of Pursespewing
- Dwarven Waraxe +2, Charnel Leaver (Weapon Can't Stand The Sight Of Blood And Will Compel Wielder To Flee Any Scenes Of Violence)
- Snackrificial Knife - Only Useful For Preparing Quick, Small Meals.
- Rod, Fleshbeater - ... We'll Just Not Get Into The Details About What That One Does.
- Belt Of The Dread Emporer: +4 On Checks To Keep Up The Pants Of The Dread Emporer. Bonus Stacks With The Suspenders Of The Dread Emporer.
- Belt Of Gravity
- Pants Of Falling (Aka Trousers Of Dropping)
- Shoelaces Of Tying (To The Opposed Shoe, Unfortunately)
- Cloak Of Smurfkind (Wearer Shrinks And Skin Turns Blue, And Can Only Mutter Things In "Smurf-Speak")
- Rug Of Spewing Dust (Cough, Cough)
- Weed Of Noxious Vapors (Dooood....)
- Spectacles Of Hindsight (20/20 Of Course)
- Scrolls Of Infinite Red Tape (Found In Most Government Offices)
- Ogre-Sized Fairy Clothing
- Decanter Of Endless Gravy.
- Decanter Of Endless Weak Tea.
- Holey Socks (They Look Normal Most Of The Time, Untill Important Guests Come Round Unexpected, Then They Always Have A Hole In Them)
- Leomund's Magnificant Maze (An Instant Maze Appears, With You In The Middle.)
- Decanter Of Endless Salt Water.
- Neverburning Torch. Too Light For A Club, Won't Catch On Fire. Ever.
- Bed Of Wetting
- Toilet Of Clogging
- Drain Of Hair Catching
- Boots Of Hobbit Stomping
- Heward's Napstick Hafaflack
- Mask Of The Mask
- Oil Of Storms
- Rod Of Constipation
- Ugly Stick (Does Chr Damage)
- Bottle Of Air (Other Wise Know As An Empty Bottle, No Deposite No Return)
- Bag Of Rats!
- Baby Seal Of Clubbing (Blue Fur, Multiple Piercings, Listens To Crystal Method)
- Singing Sword Of Tone-Deafness
- Dancing Sword Of Clumsiness
- Talisman Of Zeno (Good For Long Road Trips)
- Book Of Infinite Levels (At Least, No Dm Wants It)
- Scarab Of Golem Protection (From You, That Is)
- Periapt Of Plot Closure (Good For Ending A Campaign Just Before The Big Exciting Battle)
- Pipes Of The Suers (Summons A Riaa Lawyer)
- Roach Of Shielding
- Sword Of Flaming (Don't Let It On Usenet, Doesn't React Well With Swords Of Trolling)
- Montalban Of Spell Resistance (There Is No Plane! He Sees Through Your Trickery!)
- Nolzur's Fingerpaints (That's It... Just Fingerpaint)
- Perl Of Power (No Time To Code, I Got Three Campaigns To Play!)
- Mall Of The Titans (No Sbarro's)
- Mirror Of Pole Position (It's Missing A Controller)
- Goggles Of Female Resistance (Otherwise Known As "Birth-Control Glasses")
- Amulet Of Plane Attraction (Airplanes, That Is; One Word: "Duck")
- Panties Of Shielding
- Thong Of Gin Resistance
- Boomerang Of Returning
- Animal Food Of Fire Immunity (Could Be Embarrasing At The Bar-B-Q)
- Rod Of Eminem Protection
- Bowl Of Crying
- Goggles Of No-Light Vision
- Herring Of Tree Felling (This Does Not Count If Your Name Is Arthur)
- Cloak Of Resistance (A Real Pain To Put That One On).
- Cod Piece Of Cutting
- Wings Of Falling
- "Eye On Stone" Of Blindness
- Computer Of Annyoying Pop-Ups
PowerWordDumb
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575 Chainmail Bikini of Feminist Righteous Indignation
DarkSoldier
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576: Mullet of Vecna.
Wippit Guud
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Some artifact nostalgia
579. Baba Yaga's Chicken Coop
580. Rod of Seven Hundred Thousand Parts
581. Fax Machine of Lum the Stressed
582. Invisble Codpiece of Arnd
583. Sphere of Inebriation
584. Glass Eye of Vecna
579. Baba Yaga's Chicken Coop
580. Rod of Seven Hundred Thousand Parts
581. Fax Machine of Lum the Stressed
582. Invisble Codpiece of Arnd
583. Sphere of Inebriation
584. Glass Eye of Vecna
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