The "I Didn't Comment in Another Thread" Thread

[prabe]

Why, a Mold Fashioned, of course!

Bleu Cheese Crumbles
2 dashes bitters
.25 oz bleu cheese
2 oz bourbon

Stir with ice.
Garnish with the name of your childhood pet that ran away.

Ya know, if I wanna use bourbon and bleu cheese in the same thing, I'll cook steak in a skillet, deglaze with bourbon, sprinkle bleu cheese into the pan sauce.

 

[Raunalyn]

Good lord, your over-inflated sense of moral superiority is breath-taking. Seriously...how can you breath from up there atop your mountain of self-righteousness?

 

[Reynard]

Why, a Mold Fashioned, of course!

Bleu Cheese Crumbles
2 dashes bitters
.25 oz bleu cheese
2 oz bourbon

Stir with ice.
Garnish with the name of your childhood pet that ran away.

Better add more bourbon.

 

[Snarf Zagyg]

Better add more bourbon.

Basically, I'm Chief Brody, but when I show up at a dinner party and see what they have in the liquor cabinet, I say, "You're gonna need a bigger bottle."

 

[CleverNickName]

Ugh, Reddit is having a field day with that Alphastream list.

"Pizza was just so much better when there were only the original two toppings: pepperoni and cheese. But I knew as soon as they started adding sausage and mushroom, it was all going to end up in the toilet. Now look at it! Go to any pizzeria anywhere in the world, and you'll see these huge menus of toppings....everything from anchovies and olives to--gods forbid--pineapple! And people are ordering them!

So look, someone has to set this right. I can't just stand by and let my beautiful, noble, pure pizza get adulterated by all of these modern ingredients and influences. The original pepperoni pizza is really the only pizza that people should ever eat, full stop, and I won't hear any arguments about it. I'm sorry if my "hot take" offends you, but maybe you're just not old enough to eat pizza."

 

[Parmandur]

Ugh, Reddit is having a field day with that Alphastream list.

"Pizza was just so much better when there were only the original two toppings: pepperoni and cheese. But I knew as soon as they started adding sausage and mushroom, it was all going to end up in the toilet. Now look at it! Go to any pizzeria anywhere in the world, and you'll see pizzerias with these huge menus of toppings....everything from anchovies and olives to--gods forbid--pineapple! And people are ordering them!

So look, someone has to set this right. I can't just stand by and let my beautiful, noble, pure pizza get adulterated by all of these modern ingredients and influences. The original pepperoni pizza is really the only pizza that people should ever eat, full stop, and I won't hear any arguments about it. I'm sorry if my "hot take" offends you, but maybe you're just not old enough to eat pizza."

I think it is becoming pretty clear why Wotac made these changes on the sly.

 

[Reynard]

Ugh, Reddit is having a field day with that Alphastream list.

"Pizza was just so much better when there were only the original two toppings: pepperoni and cheese. But I knew as soon as they started adding sausage and mushroom, it was all going to end up in the toilet. Now look at it! Go to any pizzeria anywhere in the world, and you'll see pizzerias with these huge menus of toppings....everything from anchovies and olives to--gods forbid--pineapple! And people are ordering them!

So look, someone has to set this right. I can't just stand by and let my beautiful, noble, pure pizza get adulterated by all of these modern ingredients and influences. The original pepperoni pizza is really the only pizza that people should ever eat, full stop, and I won't hear any arguments about it. I'm sorry if my "hot take" offends you, but maybe you're just not old enough to eat pizza."

it isn't just that, you see. they have taken pepperoni off the menu!!!!!*

*no they haven't

 

[FrogReaver]

Good lord, your over-inflated sense of moral superiority is breath-taking. Seriously...how can you breathe from up there atop your mountain of self-righteousness?

Sarcasm or truly inspired and awe struck? It’s soo hard to tell.

 

[Snarf Zagyg]

Ugh, Reddit is having a field day with that Alphastream list.

"Pizza was just so much better when there were only the original two toppings: pepperoni and cheese. But I knew as soon as they started adding sausage and mushroom, it was all going to end up in the toilet. Now look at it! Go to any pizzeria anywhere in the world, and you'll see pizzerias with these huge menus of toppings....everything from anchovies and olives to--gods forbid--pineapple! And people are ordering them!

So look, someone has to set this right. I can't just stand by and let my beautiful, noble, pure pizza get adulterated by all of these modern ingredients and influences. The original pepperoni pizza is really the only pizza that people should ever eat, full stop, and I won't hear any arguments about it. I'm sorry if my "hot take" offends you, but maybe you're just not old enough to eat pizza."

You should just go on Reddit and tell them that you put avocado toast on your pizza.

Then again, you've been warned ....

 

[Parmandur]

You should just go on Reddit and tell them that you put avocado toast on your pizza.

Then again, you've been warned ....

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Bon appetite