"Laming up" non-compound monster names!

[The_Gneech]

This thread is made of roflcopter awesomewin.

-Webnerd Geekposter

 

[Haffrung Helleyes]

Awesome

This is the best thread I've read in a long time. In fact, I had to stop because I was cracking up at work!

Ken

 

[Alzrius]

Camel = Desertspitting Humpyhorse
Cat = Clawpouncer Commonerkiller
Donkey = Orneryhorse Jackass
Hyena = Packhunter Gigglepuss
Manta Ray = Flatfish Deepdiver
Giant Squid = Grabbypolyp Inkspitter
Wolverine = Meanbadger Sniktclaws

 

[Cyronax]

Under "Human" in the Monster Manual:

Sorcerer: Flexicaster Genemage

Noble: Luckybirth Powerman

I don't know why, but I liked those two in particular. I actually think I could use those as kernels for future character concepts.

 

[Engilbrand]

Some of these actually sound like cool names for things. I really like the idea of the Smoking Chokefiend. Also, the Rhinocerous as a Dire Unicorn is pretty awesome.

 

[Electric Wizard]

Gnoll = Laughdog Marauder
Umber Hulk = Crazyeye Murderbug
Cloaker = Surprise Landflatfish
Choker = Longarm Stranglemidget
Tiger = Blackstripe Terrorcat
Lion = Curlhair Terrorcat
Balor = Burning Scaledbatgiant
Ettin = Clubmaster Doubleheads

 

[blargney the second]

nipplechain shadowpiercer -- shadar-kai

lmao

 

[I'm A Banana]

Wildwar Shadowmind = ....anything...

Battlerage Swordblaster = ...also anything...

Stickyhands Fartmonster = James Wyatt's second son.

 

[blargney the second]

Yrthak - Pointynose Loudhonker
Devourer - Bodysnatcher Nomnomnom

 

[Cyronax]

I almost think this should be an ENWorld contest. The top ten entries after X duration of days could be made into a submission for WotC or something.