Bedrockgames
I post in the voice of Christopher Walken
You’re wife hasn’t seen John Wick 1-3? Pretty sure that’s grounds for a divorce and 8 years hard labor in a Russian prison.
She doesn’t watch as many action movies as I do
You’re wife hasn’t seen John Wick 1-3? Pretty sure that’s grounds for a divorce and 8 years hard labor in a Russian prison.
Straight.To.Jail.She doesn’t watch as many action movies as I do
Well there is a vast gulf between Shakespeare and 80's Schwarzenegger movies.Yeah, it's a franchise that's created by an action movie writer, directed by a stuntman, and stars Ted "Theodore" Logan. It ain't Shakespeare. It's about as deep as a '80s Schwarzenegger movie, but with far better world building. It's just plain turn-off-your-brain fun. I watch it for the action and curiosity over what new skill Keanu has had to learn for this one.
Well there is a vast gulf between Shakespeare and 80's Schwarzenegger movies.
Edit: Beaten to it!
I have to say, ever since I saw the trailer, I have really, really wanted to see that movie!I’m glad someone else remembered. I think we can all agree the man is a top grade Shakespearean actor and an unstoppable action movie juggernaut. A true national treasure
For a minute I thought you were saying that they opened with a montage of John Wick learning the ancient Lancastrian martial art.I watched John Wick 4 last night.
Wait. That's not quite right.
I WATCHED JOHN WICK 4 LAST NIGHT!!!!!!!!
Since I am still in a state of blissful shock from watching the movie, I will now step aside and allow my good friend and occasional viewing companion, SNARFZODIACKILLER to post a review. SZK?
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SNARFZODIACKILLER JOHN WICK 4 REVIEW
BABA YAGA? HOW 'BOUT BABA YAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYA! THATS RIGHT, JOHN WICK IS BACK AND HE HAS UNFINISHED BUSINESS. AND BY UNFINISHED BUSINESS, I MEAN THAT THERE ARE PEOPLE OUT THERE THAT NEED KILLIN.
WHO? I DONT KNOW AND I DONT CARE, AND NEITHER SHOULD YOU. BECAUSE THE POINT IS NOT WHO IS KILLED, BUT HOW THE KILLIN IS DONE.
EVERY JOHN WICK MOVIE IS LIKE IF THEY TOOK ALL OF MOTLEY CRUES MUSIC AND SHOT IT STRAIGHT INTO MY EYBALLZ. JOHN WICK MAKES ME BRAVE ENUFF TO GO INTO A COVID THEATER, AND I KNEW I MADE THE RIGHT CHOICE WHEN THAT ICKY THUMP STARTED BLASTING MY CHEST AT THE BEGINNING. ITS LIKE A LARS DRUM SOLO AT A METALLICA CONCERT, IF LARS DIDNT SUCK.
DID JOHN KILL PEOPLE? YES!
WITH A GUN AND NUNCHUKS AND A CAR? YOU BET!
DID HE INVITE BLIND DONNIE YEN TO HELP OUT? I DONT KNOW, I COULDN'T HEAR OVER THE SQUEES OF ZATOICHI! #FREEHEMMER
WAS THE RADIO STATION THAT PROVIDED THE SOUND TRACK OF COMPLETE MEGADETH DESTRUCTION REALLY CALLED W.U.X.I.A.? HONESTLY DIDNT NOTICE!
PERSONALLY, THOUGHT THERE WAS TOO MUCH DIALOGUE IN THIS ONE. THIS IS JOHN WICK, NOT HAMLET. WICK SPEAKS WITH HIS GUNS, NOT HIS WORDS.
ANYWAY, IM NOT ABOUT THE SPOILERS. JUST GOING TO SAY ITS LIKE WATCHING NOVEMBER RAIN AND HEARING GNR IS BREAKING UP.
IM NOT CRYING UR CRYING. SHUT UP. AND GO WATCH JOHN WICK.