Whizbang Dustyboots
Gnometown Hero
I don't think I'm the audience for seasonal Diablo play. I'm that weirdo who plays it for the storyline and the single paltry quest line, stretched over various tiers each season, isn't enough for me.
And since the traditional hardcore player wants to grind for hundreds of hours to make the numbers go up slightly on their spreadsheets, the seasonal mechanics are aggressively dense. You need to get 12 whoosits to put into the five whatsists on your armor and then you need to stand on your left foot while reciting pi to 20 digits to get an X percent chance to get an improvement. I didn't even bother monkeying with the vampire powers in the Season of Blood, since they were just too hard to figure out without going out of the game to read up on.
It doesn't help that most of the seasonal armor and seasonal mounts are terrible looking. Only the town portal cosmetics were compelling in the Season of Blood.
I'm taking a break until the expansion drops later this year.
And since the traditional hardcore player wants to grind for hundreds of hours to make the numbers go up slightly on their spreadsheets, the seasonal mechanics are aggressively dense. You need to get 12 whoosits to put into the five whatsists on your armor and then you need to stand on your left foot while reciting pi to 20 digits to get an X percent chance to get an improvement. I didn't even bother monkeying with the vampire powers in the Season of Blood, since they were just too hard to figure out without going out of the game to read up on.
It doesn't help that most of the seasonal armor and seasonal mounts are terrible looking. Only the town portal cosmetics were compelling in the Season of Blood.
I'm taking a break until the expansion drops later this year.
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