If you've read enough of my posts, you know this about me- I hate Bards. Truly, truly despise them.
But you probably also know that of the many lamentations I have, there is a special and dark place in my heart that I reserve for a little show called
Dexter. Like everything that the network Showtime has ever done,
Dexter was a show that was very good, for a period of time, and then ... just ... kept ... going ... to the point where it became so bad that it was easy to forget that it was pretty good for a while. And, of course, this happens to almost every show- there's a reason that people talk about "Jumping the Shark." With TV shows, you either get cancelled early and live on in your fans' memories as what could have been, or live so long that you overstay your welcome.
With that in mind, I started to think- as we seem to be nearing, if not the end, the beginning of the end of Peak TV, perhaps it is time to think about the length of those shows. Because the more I think about it, the more I begin to realize that there are often perverse incentives that cause us to kill the things that we love- the fans want more of the things that they love. The studios want to make more money. The actors like the steady gig (and the increasing paychecks that come with time). There are a lot of incentives to keep churning out more of something that is successful, and yet ... more often than not, it's best to have less of something. In fact, I would argue that if you look back at shows, the maximum limit of most shows is, and should be four seasons. Period.
So here's my thesis-
All Shows Should End at Four Seasons. If you can't get it done in four, then there are no more. Or, to quote the great philosopher Moses Malone, Fo', Fo', Fo'.
Let's develop this a little. Now, I'm not saying that there haven't been any good shows, ever, that have lasted more than four seasons. I am also not saying that there aren't decent episodes toward the end of a show's run. Instead, I am making a more banal point- every show, for the most part, can accomplish its goal in four seasons or less. Shows will suffer from dragging it out- and most have. With the exception of the greatest shows ever- the telenovelas- there is no needs to run more than four seasons.
In order to ascertain whether this is true, I started by looking at some of my previous lists of best shows and seeing how they measure up!
Top 10 Shows.
Three of the top ten are already four seasons are less. Of the remainder, it just goes to show how hard sustained excellence truly is; even in the
top 10 shows ever (and the honorable mentions) there are seasons and episodes that are, arguably, "fat."
Top 10 Comedy.
Again, a surprising amount of great (and subversive) comedy clocks in at four seasons or less.
The Good Place, Review,
Arrested Development (there was no fifth season!)- all four or less. And many great comedies, such as
Community, often suffered from drawing out additional episodes.
I understand the desire to revisit characters, and how a great TV show is like a comfortable sweater that you enjoy wearing long after is has become ratty and torn. But over and over again, we see that additional seasons do not necessarily improve a show. Sure, there might be shows that don't get their sea legs until three seasons in (
cough TNG cough), and there might be shows that have seven reasonably solid seasons (while they weren't all equal, all seven seasons of
Mad Men were decent, although I could argue for cutting everything after 4).
It's a provocative thesis, and I expect it to be. For every
Fleabag, there's
The Americans (six seasons, almost all perfect). So what do you think-
What Television Show is your best argument for going more than Four Seasons?