101 semi-useless gadgets found in a underdark lair

[Evilhalfling]

1. lead model of a Mindflayer spell jamming ship
2. psychic playing cards
3. grell shock lance (requires tentacles)
4. spelljammer vessal (astral skiff) pilots chair.
5. a stuffed squirrel.
6. assorted +1 magical weaponry.
7. brass rubbings from art found (in a previous dungeon/primary human temple/kings audience chamber)
8. a big black rock that levitates when someone psionic stands on it.

apparently my Mind Flayers are hoarders. Any other suggestions?

 

[D'karr]

9. a comb.
10. tentacle thimbles.
11. maracas.
12. a rothe hide tambourine.
13. a spice rack.
14. a pickled brain in a jar.

 

[steeldragons]

15. a drow brooch for the Ilservs clan.
16. a fly swatter of drow hair.
17. a dented, rusted svirfneblin-sized helmet.
18. kuo-toa sushimi. (Fun to make!...but tastes unpleasantly fishy)
19. a taxidermal aspis cow.
20. a set of pipes/flute carved from some golden wood (who needs or uses WOOD in the underdark?)

And [MENTION=336]D'karr[/MENTION] "pickled brain in a jar" isn't a useless gadget...that's LUNCH!...or at least a light snack.

 

[Grogg of the North]

21. A wide brimmed hat and a bottle of sunblock.
22. A map of the underdark where all the passages to the surface are labeled "Here be monsters".
23. A staff with a pointed tip. When set down the staff balances perfectly on its tip.
24. A wooden cup that turns anything poured into it to clean water.
25. A glove made from a mind flayer's face.

 

[Loren Pechtel]

26. A wand that unerringly points to the nearest "treasure" (it has no charges, it simply points if allowed to do so.) Unfortunately, the creator of this item was seeking Orc/Centaur porn and that's the only type of treasure it points to.
27. A seeker arrow. It will unerringly find it's target (if no valid target exists it just falls down when fired.) Unfortunately, it's meant for hunting and only goes for rabbits. (You can blindly fire it into the sky and so long as there's a rabbit within 60 degrees & 10 range increments it will hit.)
28. A ring of perform +10 (Vuvuzela).
29. A ring of swim +10 (lava).
30. A ring of ride + 10 (pigeon).

 

[Evilhalfling]

31. dark-lense goggles
32. tentacle extensions
33. Caliper to measure heads
34. stones that are imprinted with a single emotion.
35. mining helmets for slaves
36. locket with 2 miniature portraits. A little check mark has been made under each face.
37. 1 or more scrolls written in the language of Flail snails. Although the language is actually one of mime, a four tentacled illithid can speak it rather well, and apparently bothered to write it down.
38. drow contact lenses (from vault of the drow)