WotC (humor) 1001 reasons why WotC is bad

[Tales and Chronicles]

92. They disrespect Ernie Gygax Jr.'s great legacy to the world of gaming.
93. They did not offer to be the caterer for the last TSR Con.

 

[GlacialSpain]

All in good fun
1. They like pineapple on pizza
2. They hate Pineapple on Pizza
3. They secretly switched my coffee with Folger's de-caf (god I'm showing my age with that joke)

EDIT: feel free to add more

As long as you're not drinking Sanka, you're ok.

 

[trappedslider]

94. They like Fresca.