here you go bootlebat
Poly-Existential Dragon (Extraplanar)
Hit Dice: 6,870d10,000
Initiative: Always wins
Speed: Superluminal, Space Folding
Armour Class: 30,000
Base Attack/Grapple: Cannot fail
Attack: 1000 Bites(100d1000 x10 x8.8 rounded down(8,800,000,000)
Full Attack: The above attack 5 times over, and 100 Crush of Millions(100d1000 x1212 x12.12 rounded up(146,894,400,000)
Space/Reach: 7,440,000,000 miles/Infinite
Special Attacks: uhuh, zilch
Special Qualities: Damage Reduction Infinite/-, Metempiric Traits
Saves: Cannot fail
Abilities: All infinite
Skills: Omnicompetent, Maven
Feats: All
Epic: All
Divine: Time Stealer, Third Eye
Cosmic: Mimic, Time Dilation
Transcendental: Paradox, Omega Hand
Omnific: Cosmic Nullification, Undimensional
Metempiric: Invincible Shields, Metamerism
Environment: Aravoth, the Tenth Dimension
Organization: Solitary
Challenge Rating: 50,000
Treasure: Nothing
Alignment: Beyond
ECL: about 65,000
In contrast to the great akashic-ness of the background, a great golden serpent flies through the air. Really thats it, it's not really much.
COMBAT
No tactics
Adjutant: Can promote and demote creatures to higher or lower divine ranks, but only if the result is lower than the dragon's.
Alter Reality: Duplicate any spell up to 9th level + the amount of automatic metamagic
capacity feats.
Akashic Connection: Nullifies all immunities against it.
Aura: Allies in it's aura gain Infinite Strength and Omnific Toughness
Bonus Ability: Two Divine-Metempiric abilities, no restrictions.
Breath Delay: Breath weapon can be used twice a round
Cosmopolite: Ignores transcorporeality. Cannot be killed in any universe, only ejected; and if killed outside of a universe, it goes into comatose slumber.
Covertness: Mulhats can become incorporeal and undetectable at will. A rank check is required to counter it.
Immunities: Immune to natural and magical, conjuration, enchantment, illusion, necromantic and transmutation
Isotropic: IS the battlefield, attacks the entire battlefield, entire battlefield takes damage
Keen senses: really this is just X-ray vision and Cosmic Conciousness for the entire dimension.
Metempiric Traits: 1,024 divine and foresight bonus to everything
Muhlatimic Breath:
Instant death unless success at 15,242 fort check, in which case 3435d10,000 + Enemy HD/d10,000 x2 pure divine damage
Instant mental death unless 15,242 will check, body can be used as a puppet; Success means a 100,000 penalty to Int, Wis and Cha; and if they have infinite of those scores, 10,000 ability damage and the omnific ability is removed for the rest of the fight or until the dragon restores it.
Shifting: DC15,242 Will save or be hurtled into another universe. Success brings a hostile analogue (relative CL from age category) is brought forth (the analogue gets its own save).
Teleportation: DC15,242 Reflex save or be transported into a hostile environ. The surrounding do the damage.
Conversion: The Enemy is incapable of taking any actions in combat, and it can be convinced to fight only for the dragon (DC15,242 Will Save).
Divine Restraint: remove 344 divine ranks
Blast: DC15,242 reflex save to half the massive 6870d10,000 divine damage
Breath of White: basically explodes the target, permanant death
Breath of Light: a reverseable instant death breath weapon
Metamerism: whenever slain, the dragon is returned to life in a new form
Invincible Shields: blocks all damage except from metempiric effect
Expression of Draconity: Infinite effect, but bypasses Invincible Shields like metempiric effect
Omega Hand: delete 3435 HD
Quantum Inflation Scales: When struck, there is a chance (19/20) that the scales will explode and create big bang level effects, dealing infinite damage
Multiverse Wing: Wings Multiply in a weird way, starts with 10,000, and increases like this; x2=20,000, x3=60,000, etc (more wing attacks)
Claws of Light: permanantly blind anything, no save
Searing Fangs: The bite of a destiny muhlat deals 10,000d10,000 divine damage
World Warp: insanity with DC15,242 will save