FLYING SPAGHETTI MONSTER | Time Lord, Pasta
Macro-Tiny Outsider (Extraplanar)
Hit Dice: 999d1,000 +500,000 x1,000 (1,499,000,000)
Initiative: Always First
Speed: Superluminal
Armour Class: Perfect Defence (6,931(1,000 Base +3,996 Natural +500 Deflection +200 Divine +200 Circumstance +200 Luck +200 Comeptence +200 Insight +635 Neutronium)
Base Attack/Grapple: +1,000/+2,600
Attack: Expression of Power
Full Attack: Expression of Power
Space/Reach: 1,500 Ft/Ifinite
Special Attacks: Alter Reality, Divine Aura, Reroll
Special Qualities: Eternal Traits, Actual Italian Pasta Dish
Saves: Cannot Fail
Abilities: All Infinite
Skills: Omnicompetent (+1,200), Maven
Feats: None
Epic: None
Divine: Cunning Body, Heavenly Body, Intellectual Body, Unknowing Body
Cosmic: None
Transcendental: Amaranthine, Uncanny Omega Mastery
Omnific: Absolute, Indisolluble, Neutronium Body, Oblivion, Omnific Architect
Environment: Muzaloth
Organization: Solitary
Challenge Rating: 1,333
Treasure: Nothing
Alignment: Beyond
ECL: 2,000
Is that spaghetti?
yeah he's exactly the same as other time lords.
why are time lords so booooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooorrrrrrrrrrrring
Reroll: FSM can reroll anything, basically he can just reroll a die roll whenever he needs so. Kinda overlaps with Evil Eye.
Actual Italian Pasta Dish: As the FSM is literally sentient megaspaget, anyone that sees him or hears about him in any regard must make a will save or be permanantly stunned by how funny he looks.