Worst/Funniest Character Names of all time

[jontherev]

It's probably been done before, but here we go. I'll start off with a character name so sick and twisted that it took two people to think up. Let me preface this by saying that I have no issues with those of homosexual persuasion, and this is not meant to be defamatory towards them in the least...ok, here it is...

Dildo Faggins the hobbit, er, halfling rogue

Another pretty funny name from a campaign a friend of mine played in was a pair of fighters named Bargin and Bashem.

Also, I once had Noldor Elf Wizard in a rolemaster campaign named pElvis. I originally wanted play him as a bard (hence the name), but decided against it and kept the name to taunt the DM. He retaliated by giving a cursed belt to the party, which he of course put on...and suddenly became a woman! Much to the DM's chagrin, I decided to stay female even though I had a wish left on a ring, and then changed the pc's name to Elektra since electricity was her main element.

 

[krunchyfrogg]

I had Gnick O'Thyme, the Gnome Swashbuckler in 2e (F/T)

 

[Jacob the Impaler]

I named my first four characters after the Ramones.

One of my players plays dwarves with the last name "Dongwarbler", and we had a bard named "Teat". We're all in college, too.

 

[sjmiller]

Many, many years ago I was DMing a party through The Slave Pits of the Undercity. They came across cages of slaves which they managed to free. As they let the people out the party asked each former slave their name and occupation. As a quick guide, I was rolling 3d6 for Intelligence and picking occupations based on that. After about 6 or 8 people I rolled a 3. Without even stopping to think I said, in my best cartoon idiot voice, "My name is Hey You and I'm a slave." About ten minutes later we all stopped laughing....

 

[Richards]

My brother was DMing a friend of his through some solo adventures, and his friend said he wanted two NPC companions: an assassin (AD&D 1E campaign) and a cleric. So, my brother complied, with an assassin named "Findor" and a cleric named "Keepor," who snagged up all of the decent loot every single time.

Johnathan

 

[Slife]

Smith Black, the blacksmith

 

[Shadeydm]

For the old TSR game Star Frontiers there was a PC race called Dralasites that were basically giant amoebas and my buddy had one named Chops Dribbledrops. I still smile when I think about it.

 

[sckeener]

Not a character name per se...but I once gamed with a DM who's god of thieves was called Brett....

somehow I could never bring myself to worship Brett god of thieves....

just too lame.

The DM said it had been a player that had made it to godhood....whatever....

 

[Theron]

It was for a superhero game:

Omni-All

The player thought it sounded great. Everyone else thought it sounded like a cleaning solvent.

 

[pawsplay]

I played an abjuration specialist named Mister Mittens, who was probably insane and talked to himself using a pair of mittens as puppets.

I've played with a Malkavian vampire named Asten Martin.

Lanolin the elf ranger.

"Rick" the Sugar Ninja. That is, a shugenja, only pronounced with more skill.

Our Marvel Super Heroes team was sentenced to die by Sentinel after we named ourselves The Unstoppable Cat Basket, Interdimensional Cosmic Flower Pot Miracle Chick, and Bob the Spiny Guy. "A Sentinel???" "Err, I meant, four Sentinels." "Wha.... ???"