Two Truths and a Lie

[Felix]

This is one of those games that I used to use as a camp councilor to get the kids starting talking... even if it was about how dorky the game was. The rules were that you say three things, two of which are true, and one of which isn't. The others had to guess which was the lie. I figured it would be a neat way of showing off everyone's idiosyncrasies: tell two truths and a lie about yourself and your gaming.

Fact 1: My character's names are anagrams of my own name.

Fact 2: I keep a set of dice (d4-d20) that I never use in my dice bag to absorb all the bad luck.

Fact 3: I can "glue" d4's together using only the natural oils of my hands.​

The Lie:
[sblock]Fact 1[/sblock]

So, ENWorlders, tell us about yourselves...

 

[blargney the second]

Sounds like fun! Here's the blargney edition:

Fact 1: I have over a thousand minis on display at my friend's house.
Fact 2: I've played a D&D campaign in French.
Fact 3: All of my characters' names are puns.​

The Lie:
[sblock]Fact 3 (only most of them are puns. )[/sblock]

 

[Fifth Element]

Fact 1: I once had a character whose name was made up of bits of names from the D&D Basic Set; Clarion + Fleetwood + Felonius = Clarwofel.

Fact 2: I once rolled up a druid with a 4 Intelligence. I named him Iddy Oat. He died quickly.

Fact 3: I once had a character whose name was Dax "Zippy" Squirrelbane, who had an unhealthy fear of small animals, and critted a raccoon with a greataxe. Splash.

The Lie:

[sblock]Fact 2 is a lie. Iddy was my brother's character. He died in a mudslide.[/sblock]

 

[VirgilCaine]

Fact 1: I have GMed for a bisexual Malaysian witch doctor private detective.

Fact 2: I have played D&D with a bisexual heroin-addicted exotic dancer.

Fact 3: I watched an NPC throw boiling hot salted coffee into another NPCs face.

The Lie:

Spoiler

Fact 2. She was in my very first college class.

 

[jdrakeh]

Fact 1: I have played Advanced D&D as part of my school curriculum.
Fact 2: I have played a semester-long Matrix Game as part of my school curriculum.
Fact 3: I have played Basic D&D as part of my school curriculum.

The Lie:
[sblock]Fact 1: I have never played AD&D for grades.[/sblock]

 

[theredrobedwizard]

Fact 1: I was once stabbed while playing D&D.
Fact 2: I've gotten laid as a direct result of D&D.
Fact 3: I've played D&D with a group of people where the only common language was ingame terminology.

The Lie: [sblock]Fact 3. We all knew english, or at least enough to get by.[/sblock]

-TRRW

 

[cwhs01]

Fact 1: I was once stabbed while playing D&D.
Fact 2: I've gotten laid as a direct result of D&D.
-TRRW

I'm not sure if it means you play too little or too much

 

[Tonguez]

1. I am sitting here not wearing pants
2. During college I once had a roleplaying session in which we seduced a dragon disresolve into real sex (we continued in character)
3. I have a degree majoring in DnD

Lie

Spoiler

Obviously 3!

 

[awayfarer]

1: My mother is a gamer.
2: At any given time I have anywhere from 3-12 PC's kicking around in my head or written down on character sheets.
3: I have played in a group where the majority of the players were therapists.

[sblock] Number 1 is a lie. Mom thought D&D was evil and I didn't get into gaming until I moved out and met my S/O[/sblock]

 

[Terraism]

As a word of advice before the amusing thread gets too far off the ground, you might want to avoid the use of "all" and other absolutes in your lies - makes 'em too easy to spot. (Unless you're being purposefully tricky, anyway.)