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~Tha Unsuspectin' Lobe~
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~May blinked sev'ral times as she tried ta remain calm. Suddenly, uh portal openin' near tha main wooden door uh tha Rift, produced uh pointy eared, fair skinned, handsome elf male, wearin' somethin' like robes, fer tha most part. His eyes dartin' round, uh wry smile dancin' cross his lips, it was obvious there was no harm dwellin' in his soft, inspirin' eyes. May yelped as tha fair skinned elf male popped through tha portal, landin' on tha hard wood floorboards with uh thud of his boots. Tha drow male blinked, castin' uh disint'rested glance at tha surface elf.
May took this opportunity ta snatch up her jus' b'fore lost sandal, an try ta slip it onta her foot in tha same upsweepin' motion, while still perched uh top tha bar stool. Unfortunately fer May, she gave uh bit too much dip ta her swoopin' motion, an tumbled right off uh tha barstool, with uh nother squeal like yelp.
"Yagh!" May cried out, as sandal clunked down on tha floorboards, racin' her backside ta tha finale, uh'parrently. Tha fair skinned elf darted like uh bolt from uh bow, without hes'tation, ta catch May jus b'fore she hit.
Tha drow male blinked, his snowy brows arched in slight surprise, if nah uh'nnoyance. Tha fair skinned male looked down at May as he held her under her arms, a half smirk formin' on his face.
He spoke with a hint of amusement "Ya know miss..usually people sit on tha stools, nah tip off uh them". May blinked, as she found her footin' an rose from tha man's hold. Her bare foot findin' it's place in tha stray sandal as she smiled shyly.
"Er..well..thank ya ...sir...I...dun usually do tha...though..er..kind'uh happen's more than it should...prolly...er..thank ya..." She managed to slip past her lips, a slight blush creepin up on her cheeks, as her eyes met with tha fair skinned elf's unique gaze.
May cleared her throat, takin' in uh breath b'fore uh'temptin' ta speak 'gain.
"Er...it's nice ta meet ya sir...name's Maylynn...er jus May iffin' ya want. Wha's ya're name...sir?"
Tha drow male jus bout fell over as he watched his chance get cut off, by nothin but uh surface elf...he scowled slightly, turnin' bout on tha ball uh one foot, an headin' back ta his previous p'sition near tha fire.
Tha fair skinned elf smiled tha type uh smile tha jus makes ya wann'uh see it 'gain.
"Well tis uh pleasure ta meet ya miss May...ya can call me Philo, iffin' ya like. Philo Softmellow, fer formalities. An think nothin' of it miss, always glad ta help out uh pretty lady."
May blinked, tha soft blush creepin' up over her ears an cheeks. Shyly she glanced over toward tha fire hearth, nah sure wha ta say fer uh few moments. Lookin' back, hair draped inta her soft emerald eyes, though she din't seem ta notice. Uh soft shy smile formed as she d'cided ta take uh leap, an speak 'gain.
"Well I really 'ppreciate it Mr Philo...would ya let me buy ya uh drink er somethin', as thanks? It's tha least i could do..really"
Philo smiled an with uh nod, took ta uh stool jus next ta May's previous perch. May smiled still, as she retook her seat. Ankles hookin' round tha legs uh tha stool, she leaned on both forearms, top tha bar. Her eyes shiftin' ta tha wooden golem, she addressed him as if he were actually livin' an breathin' flesh, an nah merely wood enchanted.
"Weeg, i'd like uh ..hmm...apple juice please...an wha ever Mr Philo here wants ta drink..too..okay? Thanks weeg, ya're tha greatest!!"
May rifled in uh pocket uh her breeches, fer uh short time, pullin' out uh couple spare silver, an placin' em in tha golem's wooden hand, b'fore lookin' ta Philo with a shy smile as uh constant.
"So er...where ya from...Mr Philo? I dun think i've seen ya round here..b'fore.." She said, quietly. Hair hangin' inta her eyes still.
"Er..really, no need fer tha Mister part, miss May. I'm jus ya're average elf..nothin' fancy bout Philo. Okay?" He said in an even tone.
His eyes seemed ta twinkle in tha dim light. May found herself starin' inta them, absently. Blinkin' out uh her stupor, tha flush ta her cheeks quite obvious now.
"Er..ok ...Philo...wow..is it um..gettin' warm in here...yeesh...er..um..ahem" She sputtered, nervously. Her face warmin' underneath uh gentle curtain uh brown. Tuckin' uh bit uh her hair b'hind an ear, she looked ta tha bar, re'uhlizin' she was starin' , embarassment plagued her expression.
"I think i'll have uh juice too, weeg. thanks" Philo said, before lookin back ta May, smilin' .
May thought: "wow he's got nice eyes..buh i think he saw me starin' .....i need ta jus calm down..er my face is gonn'uh melt off...so frickin' hot ...too nervous...calm down May its jus uh guy...nah uh dragon...jus breathe...an be ya're self..."
May blinked, takin in deep breaths, oddly, as her shoulders seemed ta loosen up an her posture looked uh bit less ridged.
"So May, wha brings uh lady like ya'self ta tha Rift?" Philo asked, attemptin uh conversation.
May blinked an stopped her deep inhalin' exhalin'. She looked at Philo shyly and shrugged uh touch.
"Er..well...i dunno really ..I like talkin' ta Weeg...an I'm jus relaxin' with some time uh'way from tha shop, i spoze..." May said softly.
"Well I fer one am glad fer that then, Miss Maylynn...are ya hungry?" Philo asked, smiling still as he leaned on the bar, to one side, his attentions upon May.
"hungry? er..well yah..i am kind'uh ...Philo" May said with an unknowin' tone, nah sure why he'd ask such.
"Have dinner with me, May?" Philo asked, in uh rather cute tone.
May blinked, her face now uh perfect stunt double fer ripened t'uhmatos.
"er...uhhh..." She stuttered..starin' at him..unsure.~
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