Quaint/cute British place names

Whizbang Dustyboots

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I'm trying to name some of the hamlets in the Barony of Midwood and name the forest itself, and too many of the names sound too much alike the other setting names (Midwood, Green Mountain, etc.). While some of that is good, this is getting stupid.

Since Ptolus won't be out for quite a while (the barony is in Prust, south of Grail Keep and north of Kem), I was hoping to find a list of quaint British place names, since whenever I try to make up names like that, I end up with West Bumble and other things that are on the other side of the amusing/outright parody line.

Help!
 

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I've always been partial to Finchingfield. And Blagdon, though I'm not totally sure that's an actual place name. I just know my parents ended up with a wooden sign that says "Blagdon House" on it. :p

Yorkshire's a classic, too, though probably too well known.

X on the (river name) is always classic, too, and easily moldable to place names you may already have.
 

Thanks.

I'm currently working with Middleborough, Foxshire on ______ and Maidensbridge.

I still need a name for the forest (the British Isles have apparently been relatively deforested, so not a lot of inspirational names there) and the river. (And heck, a nearby pond now the home to Grendelesque scrags.)
 

Some real place names from the UK

Pett's wood

Ugley (pronounced as Ugly - usually the source of jokes about the Ugley Womens Institute)

Cat's Bottom (yes its real)

On the Essex/Hertfordshire borders you have the Matchings - Matching Green, Matching Tye - always felt it would have been better to have twin villages of Matching Shirt and Matching Tye!

Magdalen Laver

Beauchamp Roding
 


Midwood

The Barony of Midwood, in the middle of Tulgey Wood, is home to the settlements of Middleborough (where the baronal manor house of Midwood Hall is located), Foxshire on Moss (home of the Sleepy Dragon Inn) and Maidensbridge (home of the Way Inn, popular with merchant caravans). Middleborough Church, which is dedicated to Lothian, boasts a regionally famous clockwork glockenspiel depicting an idealized version of life in the barony.

The barony is located in a relatively isolated portion of the Prustan Peninsula on the world of Praemal, closer to haunted Kem than to Grailwarden Keep. When barbarians sacked the imperial capital of Tarsis, Midwood was passed by. The peasants claim that Baron Nicodemus Midwood wove illusions that hid the barony, while others say they simply all got lucky. According to the baron, they are all still subjects of the Tarsisian Empire, although it is effectively an independent state all its own, albeit a small one.

Nearby locations of note are the abandoned Maidensbridge Abbey, the ancient Tulgey Barrow and the gnomish estate known as Wit’s End.

The narrow Moss River winds through the Tulgey. The Moss Pond, where the peasantry used to swim and fish, has recently taken on a sinister aspect, and after several children and fishermen vanished, it's now left alone, and the paths to it have become overgrown.

Green Mountain casts a shadow over the barony. Once the home of Grailwarden dwarves, the green dragon Gax conquered the dwarven fortress hundreds of years ago, and several tribes of kobolds took up residence on the high meadows on the lower slopes of Green Mountain. Gax was seen leaving the mountain a decade ago, and was never seen to return. What happened to her is unknown.

Without Gax’s leadership, the kobold tribes fell to in-fighting, until they were recently reunited under a single king. Those attempting to penetrate the dragon’s lair, seeking answers and the dwarven and dragon hoards have reported the outer portions of the fortress have been taken over by dwarven bandits, apparently descendants of the original inhabitants. No one has successfully penetrated the inner reaches of the fortress and returned to tell the tale.

That seems pretty good. Thanks, guys.
 
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the best place name I've ever encountered was from Stephenson's Cryptonomicon... Inner and Outer Qwghlm. I'd have to use them in a campaign.
 


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