Punny names for playtest characters

[Huw]

I'm planning a playtest of some rule ideas, and so I need shallow, one-dimensional characters that the players can instantly pick-up and get the concept of without having to work out what that character is meant to do from the actually ability descriptions.

So I thought some pun names based on famous characters would set the scene well. Here are some I've come up with:

Brandalf the Beige (sort of Wizard/Cleric)
Singood the Saviour (a nautical paladin)
Alison van de Lant (wizard with reality altering powers)
Jock the Giant Fencer (big guy with a sword)

Any others? I've got a Conan expy rolled up, emphasis on the rogue side, who desperately needs a name. The names can be as groan-inducing as you like, as long as they describe a character concept. FYI the rule variations I've got are all based on gestalt characters (i.e. everyone is multiclassed).

 

[Olgar Shiverstone]

Gleep Wurp the Eyebiter

 

[Mark CMG]

Did you see these? (They don't have names but they name a parent of each character.)

ART by STOWE: DND for 8 year olds

 

[Dannyalcatraz]

Any others? I've got a Conan expy rolled up, emphasis on the rogue side, who desperately needs a namex

How about Luten Pillage?

The names can be as groan-inducing as you like, as long as they describe a character concept.

Wizards: Iva Biggerstaff, Rod Wander, Ikahn Zapp, Ray Orbusson
Divine Casters: Paulie Dinn, Reed Sponder the First, Cardinal Sin, Friar French, Clair Ricci, Sensei Wonder, Sir Vive
Warriors: Yukon Dienow, Ron Infir, John Cleave, Hal Bard,
Roguish types: Don Lookami, Dirk McStabberson, Robin Ublind, Robbin Steel, Willie Takit, Kenny Lootit
Wilderness types: Woody Kilyu, Friar Briar, Robert Plant, Holly Bush, Nancy Drood, Kyle Boosh, Ash Holle

 

[Dannyalcatraz]

Healers: Sir Jeanne/Sir John,

Arcanists: Mister E, Preston Digitation, Sam Salabim

Warriors: Bea Header, Dee Capitator, Battlaxl Rose

Rogues: I. Tookit,

 

[saskganesh]

Argle Bargle Burt.

wonderful name from Dark Tower. It needs to be reused.

 

[was]

Dirk "the Dagger"...rogue

 

[doctorhook]

Rogues: I. Tookit,

I definitely misread this the first time as "iToolkit".

 

[Dannyalcatraz]

Warriors: Mace Domyu, Cutter Armoff, Ivan Tkillyu, Vantu Brianyew, Clay Moor, Hal Bertiér, Wallop Hewaard

Divine: Ray Dient, Ho-Lee Gai, Deke Honn, N. Quisitor, Friar Holimann

Arcanists: Magic Johnson, R. Cain, Misty Kahl, Mr. Rius, Berndt Hewupp, Friz Yirbunzoff

Rogues: Will I. Stabyu, M.T. Pahketts, Stan N. Deliver, Dan D. Highwayman, Rapier Witt

 

[Huw]

Clay Moor

With a slight modification: Cassius Claymore.