[OT] Top 10 things we want to hear Mace Windu (Samuel L Jackson) say in new Star Wars

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[Henry]

In my mind's eye, I can just see Mace Windu handing out these lines...

It makes me wonder if Sam Jackson's ever seen all the "What Mace Windu would say" jokes and what he thinks of them?

Thanks for the site!

 

[Sodalis]

personally, I would have liked a "top ten things you want to hear mace say" where the responses have a couple of the funnies that people want to hear.

but those were funny too- i like it how 8 of them came out of pulp fiction. I was gonna put a couple of those exact ones up myself...

 

[kreynolds]

The lightsaber. When you absolutely possitively gots to kill every mother(bleep!) in the room...accept no substitutes.

 

[MonkeyBoy]

wierd how i saw a list very like this before the last SW film too.

Shame the teddy-bears comment is gone

 

[Dr Midnight]

You know, if Mace Windu robbed the McRonald's in COMING TO AMERICA instead of Sam's weird robber guy, I think the scene would have ended differently. Eddie starts unscrewing the mop head, swinging it about- SKZZZZZRK!!!! Dead prince.

I had a great idea for a commercial long ago. Sam Jackson walks towards camera, gets right up close to it, and screams "ALMOND JOY, MOTHER******!!!" then walks off.
Only five seconds worth of ad time per spot, and damn if it wouldn't get results.

 

[Roland Delacroix]

I had a great idea for a commercial long ago. Sam Jackson walks towards camera, gets right up close to it, and screams "ALMOND JOY, MOTHER******!!!" then walks off.
Only five seconds worth of ad time per spot, and damn if it wouldn't get results.

I'd post more thoroughly on this, but i'm offto get an almond joy. Now.

 

[Bill Muench]

I had a great idea for a commercial long ago. Sam Jackson walks towards camera, gets right up close to it, and screams "ALMOND JOY, MOTHER******!!!" then walks off.
Only five seconds worth of ad time per spot, and damn if it wouldn't get results.

You know, humor is funny (funny weird, not funny ha ha, although one hopes it is also funny ha ha... ah, whatever - to the point!), because that mental picture just made me laugh my posterior off.

 

[Swack-Iron]

wierd how i saw a list very like this before the last SW film too.

Shame the teddy-bears comment is gone

That's because the original version was written before Episode 1. It was put together by a couple of friends of mine late one night after a few too many sodas. They were shocked to see it go around the world as many times as it did, and are equally shocked at its resurgent popularity with Episode 2.

(Edited for punctuation)

 

[Dr Midnight]

Here, with a visual aid...

ALMOND JOY, MOTHER******!!