[OT] Poetry for Baseball's Opening Day

Eridanis

Bard 7/Mod (ret) 10/Mgr 3
Just had to share two of my favorites. Go Mets!

The first, from Herman Melville, mid-19thC:

And now hurrah! for the speeding ball
Is flung in the viewless air,
And where it will strike in its rapid fall
The boys are hastening there-
And the parted lip and the eager eye
Are following its descent,
Whilst the baffled stumbler’s fall cry
With th’ exulting shout is blent.
The leader now of either band
Picks cautiously his men,
And the quickest foot and the roughest hand
Are what he chooses then.
And see! the ball, with swift rebound,
Flies from the swinging bat,
While the player spurns the beaten ground,
Nor heeds his wind-caught hat.
But the ball is stopped in its quick career,
And is sent with a well-aimed fling,
And he dodges to feel it whistling near,
Or leaps at its sudden sting.
Whilst the shot is hailed with a hearty shout,
As the wounded one stops short,
For his "side" by the luckless blow is out-
And the others wait their sport.

And the second one, a 20thC piece by Jim Dodge:

Play-By-Play

Playing whiffle-ball near dusk
with my five-year-old boy
on a soft summer evening
I’m both pitcher and announcer:

"And here it is, a three-one fastball
to young Jason Dodge,
and—oh my goodness—he turns on it,
deep drive, dead center,
way back, absolutely crushed,
a speck vanishing over the garden fence,
long, looooooog gone
like a turkey through the corn
with its red pajamas on—
so far outa here
they’ll have to send out a search party."

And folks, that’s the thrill
of turning one around,
of getting it all,
dead-mortal solid on the sweet spot
the alchemical uncoiling
of power into flight.

And Jason, so pleased
he’s about to burst out himself,
says, "Go get that ball.
There's still plenty of light."
 

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Thanks for sharing this! :)

Just had to share two of my favorites. Go Mets!

Nice to know there's some more Mets fans out there. I just got home from the Mets opener. Ugh. At least it's just one game.

If you're ever heading out to a game, drop me an e-mail. Nothing mre I love than hanging out in dumpy ol' Shea. :)
 
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heh!!

The Braves got clobbered as well. But it made me feel just fine to see that Glavine got shelled in his first Met start.

(All in the best fun, of course)
 

Red Sox fan. I'm in shock. One game or not, you aren't supposed to lose to Tampa with 2 out in the ninth. :eek: Oh well. 161 left. As for other games — Jeter, ouch. That's not good at all.

Best,
tKL
 

Once, just ONCE I want to see an enraged batter smack the umpire upside the head with the bat when he strikes out. Then I might actually start watching baseball.
 

I grew up in the New York City area, but right now I'm living equidistant from Milwaukee and Chicago. I do have tickets for the Mets/Brewers game in a few weeks, though; I'm looking forward to checking out Miller Field (haven't been there yet). Didn't they spend a lot of $$ painting ol' Shea over the off-season? Not that it can help all that much. :)

And I was watching the Yankee game on ESPN last night, and saw that collision. I've never seen a baseball player lie on the field for ten minutes before being taken off. Sent shivers up my spine.

Glad you enjoyed the poems!
 

Eridanis said:
Didn't they spend a lot of $$ painting ol' Shea over the off-season? Not that it can help all that much. :)

Yeah, and it looks nice. But, when you think about it, it's kinda like putting makeup on an old lady.

The Mets need a new stadium.
 

Eridanis said:
And I was watching the Yankee game on ESPN last night, and saw that collision. I've never seen a baseball player lie on the field for ten minutes before being taken off. Sent shivers up my spine.
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you musta missed the gruesome Vlad and Kendall injuries then? With their leg bones hanging out of their skin?

Jeter's was a dislocated shoulder from impact. Absolutely NOT scary. (unlee he's on your fantasy team) Brock Lesnar messing up the shooting star press the night before on Wrestlemania looked a lot worse.

Here's some opening day-after poems.

Cubs fans gain false hope
Cubs still suck, but Mets suck worse
Worst outfield ever.

and

Red Sox have idea.
Bullpen by commitee. UH-
OH. 1918
 

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