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Ok. This is really really ticking me off. GRRR!!!
Player X, known as Player X so that I won't use a thousand punctuation marks, wanted to research a cantrip. I said -- sure. I wanted to look at the final cantrip of course, to make sure it was ok.
My Player, Player X, came up with the "Screw U" spell. It creates a glowing middle finger, which waggles as an opponent. That's it. It lasts one second. Player X wanted the spell to be a "free action" to cast, like Feather Fall.
I thought: ok. Has no mechanical effect if he casts it. It's obviously less powerful than Feather Fall, which is a 1st level spell. OK. Immature, but so was the PC in question. Sounds fun. Go for it.
A level passes...all is well... they are now 8th or 9th (all in the party).
Then....
ARRRGGGG!!!
I make heavy use of "readied" actions, as I'm a tactical-type GM. I don't let spellcasters get away with casting spells vs. intelligent opponents without them trying to stop it (if possible). Grapples, readied actions, etc. are common.
So, one merry combat, Player X sees two archers aiming at him. They have not shot; they seem to be "readying" their shot. So Player X says --
You guessed it --
"I cast my finger cantrip."
"Ok," says I, "you give them an illusionary finger."
"So -- " says he, smiling, and I'm not sure I like it when he smiles, "do their readied actions go off, if they have any?"
KLONK.
Of course they WERE readying arrow shots. One of them hit. They readied action was the typical "spell interrupt" action. As it turns out the finger cantrip was interrupted and failed. So cares. Player X then went ahead and cast his normal spell perfectly safe from attack.
!!
He's done this on many occasions, just to be sure no readied actions are out there (when contronted by enemies who have not yet attacked). Sometimes he even delays until the end of the round to see who hasn't attacked; if there is anyone left, he does this trick. If there is not, he's safe.
I've stripped away the cantrip in irritation, and he's taken to using "Feather Fall" out of turn to have the same effect. Any "readied spellcaster interrupt" actions are triggered by the "Feather Fall" spell and does nothing to hinder his other casting.
He says he's playing an Int=20 Wizard; it's just common sense.
I'm pulling my hair out.
What should I do? Just let him have his fun, and instead grapple him to death?
Arrrgh.
Player X, known as Player X so that I won't use a thousand punctuation marks, wanted to research a cantrip. I said -- sure. I wanted to look at the final cantrip of course, to make sure it was ok.
My Player, Player X, came up with the "Screw U" spell. It creates a glowing middle finger, which waggles as an opponent. That's it. It lasts one second. Player X wanted the spell to be a "free action" to cast, like Feather Fall.
I thought: ok. Has no mechanical effect if he casts it. It's obviously less powerful than Feather Fall, which is a 1st level spell. OK. Immature, but so was the PC in question. Sounds fun. Go for it.
A level passes...all is well... they are now 8th or 9th (all in the party).
Then....
ARRRGGGG!!!
I make heavy use of "readied" actions, as I'm a tactical-type GM. I don't let spellcasters get away with casting spells vs. intelligent opponents without them trying to stop it (if possible). Grapples, readied actions, etc. are common.
So, one merry combat, Player X sees two archers aiming at him. They have not shot; they seem to be "readying" their shot. So Player X says --
You guessed it --
"I cast my finger cantrip."
"Ok," says I, "you give them an illusionary finger."
"So -- " says he, smiling, and I'm not sure I like it when he smiles, "do their readied actions go off, if they have any?"
KLONK.
Of course they WERE readying arrow shots. One of them hit. They readied action was the typical "spell interrupt" action. As it turns out the finger cantrip was interrupted and failed. So cares. Player X then went ahead and cast his normal spell perfectly safe from attack.
!!
He's done this on many occasions, just to be sure no readied actions are out there (when contronted by enemies who have not yet attacked). Sometimes he even delays until the end of the round to see who hasn't attacked; if there is anyone left, he does this trick. If there is not, he's safe.
I've stripped away the cantrip in irritation, and he's taken to using "Feather Fall" out of turn to have the same effect. Any "readied spellcaster interrupt" actions are triggered by the "Feather Fall" spell and does nothing to hinder his other casting.
He says he's playing an Int=20 Wizard; it's just common sense.
I'm pulling my hair out.
What should I do? Just let him have his fun, and instead grapple him to death?
Arrrgh.