My Doctor thinks I'm a werewolf...

[paradox42]

As opposed to offensive eating? Or is that just eating where you don't provoke an AoO?

What's the Concentration check on that? Or do you need to use Tumble instead to keep the food away from the enemy (who might otherwise get a Disarm roll to take it away)?

"Leggo my Eggo" indeed...

 

[Fenris]

One of the secondary metabolites in Atropa belladonna is atropine.

This drug is essentially what you are taking. It is used to treat various conditions including gastrointestinal discomfort. It works by reducing the secrections into your GI tract in an effort to allow it heal on it's own and stop aggravating itself.

Of course, it is also used to treat bedwetting. Is there something you'd like to tell us Felix?

 

[Kae'Yoss]

Defensive eating? What?

So you may not attack and eat cows any more, but if a wolf wants you as prey, you may eat him to ensure your survival?

Or is defensive eating where you become a vegetarian but may eat bunny rabbits to keep them from eating your grass?

Anyway, does your HMO pay for your prescription cage, or do they only pay for the rental three nights a month (from the night before full moon till the night after)?

Anyway, I'd pay with credit cards, lest you get a silver dollar with the change.

And may I remind you that urinating at trees and hydrants in public is not allowed, nor is it socially acceptable.


Remember, you may be a werewolf, if...

... you have given up on razors in favour of machetes or lawn mowers.
... you hump your neighbour's dog's leg.
... you chase cats up a tree.
... you chase compact cars (counts double if you catch them and then bury them in your front lawn)
... barbers charge you triple.

 

[Felix]

Of course, it is also used to treat bedwetting. Is there something you'd like to tell us Felix?

I have been having dreams of fire hydrants lately...

And I imagine advice on Belladonna is well taken from someone named "Fenris", eh? Bedwetting indeed.

Remember, you may be a werewolf, if...

Let's see...

I've not been greeting other people by trying to circle them and smell them.
I've not had any increase in my flexibility allowing me to ... clean ... my particulars more easily.
I can still eat peanut butter with a minimum of fuss.
I have not noticed any untoward facination with my stool.
My dreams have not, at this point, included rabbit chasing.

So I think I'm probably ok.

... my beard is coming in quite nicely, though...

 

[Bryon_Soulweaver]

Let's see...

I've not been greeting other people by trying to circle them and smell them.
I've not had any increase in my flexibility allowing me to ... clean ... my particulars more easily.
I can still eat peanut butter with a minimum of fuss.
I have not noticed any untoward facination with my stool.
My dreams have not, at this point, included rabbit chasing.

So I think I'm probably ok.

... my beard is coming in quite nicely, though...

Werewolves do eat peanut butter, you know.

 

[Rystil Arden]

Ah, I thought you were going to say that you had been diagnosed with the real-world clinical lycanthropy. Too bad