Lord of the Rings: Two Towers - Best Quotes

[The Sigil]

Here are some of my favorites...

"Toss me." (followed by raised eyebrows)

"But don't tell the elf."

"Do you think I can get it adjusted?"

"It's a little tight in the chest."

"We have decided... that you are not orcs."

"A wizard should know better!"

"Would you like me to describe it to you or would you rather I get you a box?" (probably not the exact verbiage)

"I'm on seventeen!"

"Your words are POISON!"

"I hope they last the night."

"The men say we are done for." (Probably not the exact verbiage)
"There is ALWAYS hope."

--The Sigil

(More as you think of them)

 

[Dr Midnight]

"Hey, stinky! Don't go too far ahead!"

"(whatever Gollum's happy fish jingle was that he sang to himself)"

 

[KenM]

"would you deny an old man his walking stick"- Gandalf

 

[Broken Fang]

My daughter (the 6 yr old) liked:

"Shall I describe it to you or should I find you a box."

 

[KChagga]

Treebeard:
We have come to an agreement...................
Pippin: and?
Treebeard: We have decided you aren't orcs.

 

[Dr Midnight]

My daughter (the 6 yr old) liked:

"Shall I describe it to you or should I find you a box."

I loved what followed that: Gimli gives him a look, then cackles, as if to say good one- you got me. Oh, I FREAKIN' LOVE GIMLI!! Mad props! Peace between dwarves and elves!

 

[Gunslinger]

I liked "toss me"

 

[Paul_Klein]

"I like going South. It almost makes me feel like I'm walking downhill"

"I've got two!" "I've got seventeen!" "Nineteen!"

 

[Shadowdancer]

"Cross country is wasted on dwarves. We're much better at sprinting. We're very dangerous over short distances."

 

[Dougal DeKree]

hit

(while Gimli can't see anything and the elvish sharpshooters fired their first volley of missile-fire into the tidelike orcish horde...)

"Well, did you hit anything?!"

I had tears in ym eyes because laughing so hard at this question...

Dougal