Gnome Names

Deuce Traveler

Adventurer
We all know that gnome names can get pretty goofy at times. Well, someone sent me this at work and I thought that it could be used to randomly generate some more:

A. Follow the instructions to find your new name.
B. Once you have your new name, put it in the subject box and forward it to friends and family and co-workers.
Don't forget to forward it back to the person who sent it to you, so they know you participated.
And don't go all adult - a senior manager is now known far and wide as
Dorky Gizzardsniffer!

The following is excerpted from a children's book, Captain Underpants
And the Perilous Plot Professor Poopypants, by Dave Pilkey, in which
the evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names...
So:-

1. Use the third letter of your first name to determine your New first name:
a = snickle
b = doombah
c = goober
d = cheesey
e = crusty
f = greasy
g = dumbo
h = farcus
i = dorky
j = doofus
k = funky
l = boobie
m = sleezy
n = sloopy
o = fluffy
p = stinky
q = slimy
r = dorfus
s = snooty
t = tootsie
u = dipsy
v = sneezy
w = liver
x = skippy
y = dink y
z = zippy

2. Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half
of your new last name:
a = dippin
b = feather
c = batty
d = burger
e = chicken
f = barffy
g = lizard
h = waffle
i = farkle
j = monkey
k = flippin
l = fricken
m = bubble
n = rhino
o = potty
p = hamster
q = buckle
r = gizzard
s = lickin
t = snickle
u = chuckle
v = pickle
w = hubble
x = dingle
y = gorilla
z = girdle

3. Use the third letter of your last name to determine the second half
of you r new last name:
a = butt
b = boob
c = face
d = nose
e = hump
f = breath
g = pan ts
h = shorts
i = lips
j = honker
k = head
l = tush
m = chunks
n = dunkin
o = brains
p = biscuits
q = toes
r = doodle
s = fanny
t = sniffer
u = sprinkles
v = frack
w = squirt
x = humperdinck
y = hiney
z = juice

Thus, for example, George W. Bush's new name is: Fluffy Chucklefanny.
 

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I'm disgusted, appalled, and humored by your post. Our president's name is quite funny when ginned through the gnomish machine.

Mine would be Dorfus Pottybiscuits. That's quite a name. I'm already seeing a gnomish bard of the same name for my campaign.

Nice post.

C.I.D.
 

Sloopy Dippin'doodle.

That's only marginally sillier than the gnomes in my campaign. We have Ebuferpaly Whitethatch Malpractice Bearscave Fancypants Frogstabber Potentloins and my gnome, Baeril Nebehed Callad Segerf Wanderwild Underhill.
 








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