Funny spell names

[Pants]

Anyone have any funny or humorous spell names, real or made up?

Here's a couple:

Bigby's Poking Finger
Bigby's Sweaty Palms
Leomunds Opulent Outhouse
Mordenkainen's Lubrication
Door (Hey, if there's a Gate spell, why isn't there a Door spell? )

Anyone have any more?

 

[d4]

i've always been a fan of Bigby's Impudent Finger.

 

[Angcuru]

Red Mage's Summon Better Twinking in 30 Days, Guaranteed!

Mordenkaiden's Dysfunction (causes a family to split up)

Tasha's Sweaty Chode(sp?)

Melf's Minute Meatballs

 

[d4]

Tasha's Hideous Daughter

 

[Umbran]

i've always been a fan of Bigby's Impudent Finger.

I've always called that "Bigby's Rude Gesture".

 

[Crass]

Spay Living - see 'em squirm after THAT one!
Prestige Dictation - aka Speak With Posh Accent
Inflict ABBA - save or flee from the room...

 

[Thresher]

"Quimby's enchanting gourmet" was always my fave from 2E, you could make anyone eat anything and not know about it. Usefull when you had a surplus of 'orc bits' and the paladin was a whuss and wouldnt eat his greens.

"Power Word Castrate" has a distinct 'charm' that would these days probably give you a synergy bonus to intimidate rolls...

 

[Tabarnak Smokeblower]

Little crude, but my favorite Bigby spell is Bigby's B****slap.

Mordenkainen's Disco Junction

Detect Self

Detect Afterthoughts

Indivisibility

Lesser Gas

Leomund's unaffordable penthouse suite

Divine Flavor

Endure Excrements

Death Knoll

Make Whale

Animate Dad

etc.

TS

 

[Tsyr]

Slay Self (Only used once...)

Kender Summoning, I - IX (Eeep)

Tasha's Uncontrollable Hidious Bladder (Obvious)

Ray of Fosters (Target is sprayed with cold, cheap beer)

Prismatic Vision (Material Component: 1 dose acid)

Bigby's Actual Hand (Bigby's bloody, severed hand appears on the ground in front of you)

Mordenkien's Disfunction (Your party becomes like unto a disfunctional family)

Tragic Missle (Similar to Slay Caster, but of a slightly lower power level)

 

[2d6]

Spay Living - see 'em squirm after THAT one!

your just wrong