Shades of Eternity
Legend
It makes a compelling case.
Does this happen in your game?
Dwarf Bear cavalry is certainly a thing in my homebrew.
But "cuddletime"? Ye gads, we dwarves recruit and train bears the old fashioned way - trap 'em, train em, and give em snacks of goblin captives. Ye don't want these things domesticated - ye want killers.
Cue Pikel the 'Doodad"I can seen the headline:
"Dwarven cavalry devoured by their own mounts in stunning lack of understanding animal behavior..."
Cue Pikel the 'Doodad"
Yeah, nobody has that much marmalade.In a fantasy setting I don't really have a problem with bear cavalry. Wait, is the bear riding a horse or is someone riding the bear? Either way, I'm in. Practically speaking, even if a bear could be ridden, the cost of feeding and caring for a maul of bears would be ridiculously expensive in terms of food and labor.
If an army (such as Hannibal's) can field elephants, bears aren't out of the realm of possibility. Besides, it's fantasy. Just be glad they don't have Bulette cavalry - or are riding purple worms ala Dune.In a fantasy setting I don't really have a problem with bear cavalry. Wait, is the bear riding a horse or is someone riding the bear? Either way, I'm in. Practically speaking, even if a bear could be ridden, the cost of feeding and caring for a maul of bears would be ridiculously expensive in terms of food and labor. A hero riding a bear? Sure.
Maybe they shouldn't have been wearing bearskins all that time...I can seen the headline:
"Dwarven cavalry devoured by their own mounts in stunning lack of understanding animal behavior..."