Dwarf boobs

[The_Fan]

Remember a few months ago, all the hubbub over dragonboobs? Well, having looked through the books, I don't find the dragonboobs anywhere near as distracting as the Dwarven boobs.

Seriously, maybe it's because of the total lack of female dwarves in previous editions, but the new female dwarves stand out almost as far as their massive chests. It seems I can't turn the page without being treated to the peaks and deep valleys of dwarven cleavage. I can't be alone in noting all the female dwarves, with their braided hair...broad shoulders...thick, muscular thighs...erm...uh...

where was I?

Oh yeah. Dwarfboobs: Threat or menace?

 

[Moon-Lancer]

Realistic? boobs are mostly made up of fatty tissue. If dwarf ladys have alot of fat, it would make sense that they have big boobs. Its actually uncommon for large female figures to have small boobs.

 

[Blackeagle]

Remember a few months ago, all the hubbub over dragonboobs?

A few months ago? It was still raging a few hours ago!

Seriously, maybe it's because of the total lack of female dwarves in previous editions, but the new female dwarves stand out almost as far as their massive chests. It seems I can't turn the page without being treated to the peaks and deep valleys of dwarven cleavage. I can't be alone in noting all the female dwarves, with their braided hair...broad shoulders...thick, muscular thighs...erm...uh...

where was I?

Oh yeah. Dwarfboobs: Threat or menace?

Well, dwarves have always been vertically challenged and horizontally endowed. When you translate that to a female, this is what you logically end up with.

It's a long way from bearded women.

 

[Blackeagle]

Realistic? boobs are mostly made up of fatty tissue. If dwarf ladys have alot of fat, it would make sense that they have big boobs. Its actually uncommon for large female figures to have small boobs.

So what do you say when your wife/girlfriend asks you, "Does this character make me look fat?"

 

[Surgoshan]

I kinda wish they'd kept dwarven ladies bearded... then I could ruin everything for you by positing hairy-chested women dwarfs.

 

[HeavenShallBurn]

Hairy boobs, scaly boobs, who cares so long as they're boobs.

 

[Whizbang Dustyboots]

Hairy boobs, scaly boobs, who cares so long as they're boobs.

That kind of thinking ends with you in the back of a squad car on Hollywood Boulevard and a crowd of paparazzi standing around, snapping pictures of your "lady" friend.

I speak purely of others' experiences, of course ...

 

[The_Fan]

Hairy boobs, scaly boobs, who cares so long as they're boobs.

Hairy boobs? Then you'd love the bugbear strangler. Furry boobs you could lose a small dog in.

 

[John Q. Mayhem]

I love the sexy dwarves.

 

[Leatherhead]

Oh yeah. Dwarfboobs: Threat or menace?

They didn't stand out quite as much when they had a beard covering them.