D&D stats for Shrek

[Aethelstan]

Yes, I know this is silly but after watching Shrek I, II with the kids for the fifteenth time I couldn't resist trying to stat him out as a D&D character. So here it goes:

Shrek “Ogre” Rog3/Bbn1/Ftr6; HD 3d6+15 (Rogue), 1d12+5 (Barbarian) , 6d10+30 (Fighter) ; hp 80; Init +7; Spd 40; AC 16 (Flatfooted:13, Touch:12); Atk +15/10 base melee, +12/7 base ranged; +16/11 (1d6+8, Unarmed strike); SV Fort +13, Ref +8, Will +4
STR 22, DEX 16, CON 20, INT 13, WIS 12, CHA 8.

Skills: Balance +9, Climb +20, Hide +6, Intimidate +12, Jump +20, Listen +6, Spot +8, Swim +10, Tumble +18.

Feats: Combat Expertise, Dodge, Improved Critical: Unarmed strike, Improved Disarm, Improved Grapple, Improved Initiative, Improved Unarmed Strike, Mobility, Weapon Focus: Unarmed strike, Weapon Specialization: Unarmed strike.

“Ogre” Traits
Size: Large
+6 Str, +4 Con, -2 Cha
+4 natural armor
Low-light Vision
+2 saves vs. Poisons
Immune to all harmful odor effects.

Please post your comments or your own version of Shrek.

 

[diaglo]

Shrek
Race: Ogre
HD: 3 (3d6)
Hp: 11
AC: 5
Move: 9"
#ATT: 1
Damage: 1d10 or 1d6+2
% Lair: 30%
Treasure: 1000gp + Type C

Description: Large Ugly Humanoid Brute 7'-10' tall

 

[TheAuldGrump]

Wow, Diaglo mispelled % Liar...

The Auld Grump

 

[Aethelstan]

Diaglo, I think you're selling Shrek a bit short. He's got mad skillz!

 

[IamTheTest]

He needs to have at least a level in Paladin with a donkey special mount.

 

[diaglo]

He needs to have at least a level in Paladin with a donkey special mount.

noble steed

 

[shilsen]

Diaglo, I think you're selling Shrek a bit short. He's got mad skillz!

Nah! Shrek never actually rides him. Just give him leadership, with an awakened donkey as a cohort

 

[ericlboyd]

The chief insight I picked up from Shrek II is that an ogre is really a human with the half-frog template.

--Eric

 

[MrFilthyIke]

noble steed

Donkey: I'm a stallion, baby!

 

[MrFilthyIke]

Shrek
Race: Ogre
HD: 3 (3d6)
Hp: 11
AC: 5
Move: 9"
#ATT: 1
Damage: 1d10 or 1d6+2
% Lair: 30%
Treasure: 1000gp + Type C

Description: Large Ugly Humanoid Brute 7'-10' tall

Could you clarify...1d10 is which weapon, and which one is 1d6+2?