D&D pick up lines

[Eternalknight]

Over on the official forums is a thread of pick up lines; just thought I'd get a thread statred here to see what we can come up with!

1) I'm a wizard with access to the Enlarge spell.

2) (Paladin to hot looking injured girl) Would you like me to lay my hands on you?

3) Did it hurt when you fell from Celestia?

4) You'll be screaming out all the god's names by the time I'm finished.

Your turn

 

[Furn_Darkside]

5) Did I mention I have the feat Skill Focus (perform)?

 

[rounser]

6) Is your name Vecna? "Why?" Because if I have your eye, I want your hand in marriage...

 

[Furn_Darkside]

7) Honey, you look like you like the bad boys. Well, I am Chaotic Evil to the core!

 

[I'm A Banana]

For Barbarians:
"If you want it to last longer, I can rage..."

For Bards:
"I was in a boy band..."

For Clerics:
"Behold the glory of my god!"

For Druids:
"Can I sniff your butt?"

For Fighters:
"I shall smite your heart with my greatsword!"

For Monks:
"I have improved unarmed stroke!"

For Paladins:
"I shall redeem you...tonight...at my place..."

For Rangers:
"I'll give YOU the shaft!"

For Rogues:
"I think I caught her flat-footed..."

For Sorcerers:
"Hey, baby, I'm *all* Charisma!"

For Wizards:
"My staff has a knob on the top."

For Dwarves:
"My beard is the best in thirty clans!"

For Elves:
"My mascara is the prettiest in thirty forests!"

For Gnomes:
"I'm not *just* a tinkerer..."

For Halflings:
"I believe I have something of yours: your heart."

there's a few of dubious quality.

 

[alsih2o]

23 wanna come back to my place and slip into something with a lower armor class?

24 no line required when you have "leomund's secure bachelor pad of grooviness"

 

[alsih2o]

26 "it's called an intelligent mount for a reason"

27 "it's awakened!"

28 "is the a double headed orcish war-axe, or are you just happy to see me?"

 

[alsih2o]

25 (cause i skipped it) "let's get elemental!"

 

[CWD]

30. Can you Sense my Motive?
31. Innuendo? How about innufronto?

 

[alsih2o]

31 sorcerer with high cha rolls good bluff, avoiding need to roleplay a slick line, and getting the girl/guy anyway