Spelljammer Kender in Spelljammer?! Are they showing up in SJ before DL?

[TwoSix]

I remember reading somewhere in the Spelljammer 2e setting that warnings were issued about making any landings near or in Kenderhome. The general worry among spelljammers was that the Kender might 'borrow' their craft.

All these worlds are yours. Except Kender Town. Attempt no landing there.

 

[Mind of tempest]

I seem to recall an incident where someone directed a batch of newly arrived halfings to a prominent halfling neighborhood in Sigil, only for all sorts of havoc to break out because the new arrivals were Athasian and the community they were directed to was distinctly not...

Don't remember Kender being involved.

what would the problem be they got plenty of food and both love good grub?

 

[Ancalagon]

Point the Space Clowns at Kender Town and be done with it?

Just have the Mass Drivers ready in orbit. It's the only way to be sure

 

[Tales and Chronicles]

what would the problem be they got plenty of food and both love good grub?

Even worse: imagine if somehow Kenders were to adapt (or steal...) to the peculiar diet of Athasian halflings!

You would have dangerous psychos who would be unable to understand the notion that your body parts are yours and not up for taking.

 

[Mind of tempest]

Just have the Mass Drivers ready in orbit. It's the only way to be sure

personally, I would prefer to use a continent-sized robot more satisfying plus it can hurl moons at the problem.

3600 miles at the smaller estimates of this thing's size.

Even worse: imagine if somehow Kenders were to adapt (or steal...) to the peculiar diet of Athasian halflings!

You would have dangerous psychos who would be unable to understand the notion that your body parts are yours and not up for taking.

imagine if we breed all the strains together it would be a hyperactive cannibal who inexplicably dresses in cottage core.

 

[darjr]

Imagine
Kender, taught tinkering by gnomes, then invaded by space clowns until they had to adopt the habits of Darksun halflings to survive then captured and conditioned by shenanigans and tomfoolery until they too din the makeup and red nose of their oppressors and over throw them?

 

[Ancalagon]

nowhere near sufficient to solve the problem

why do you think I mentioned mass drivers?!?

edit: oop just saw your reply. Why not do both?

 

[Corinnguard]

Now imagine if the Kender somehow got a hold of the mass drivers. "What does this shiny button do?"

 

[MarkB]

Point the Space Clowns at Kender Town and be done with it?

That seems excessively cruel. What did the Space Clowns ever do to you?