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<blockquote data-quote="Jolly Giant" data-source="post: 2043485" data-attributes="member: 5278"><p>The Crystal Chandeleer Tea Salon</p><p></p><p>The Crystal Chandeleer was once located in a very respectable part of a respectable town, and was owned and run by a very respectable young woman. Unfortunately for her, she married a man with a bit of a gambling problem. They got children and the husband took over the business, while the wife stayed home with the kids. Not very PC, but that's the way it was.</p><p></p><p>The husband hired a bard to perform at tea salon for a forthnight, and the bard really liked the place. After closing time on the last night of the bards employ, he lured the husband into having a drink or two, and play some cards with him. By the end of the night the husband had managed to gamble away everything he owned, including his wife's tea salon. </p><p></p><p>He stumbled home to tell her, and she immediately demanded a divorce. She then added insult to injury by revealing that she'd been having an affair with the bard these last two weeks.</p><p></p><p>The bard renamed his new property The Wandering Minstrel and turned into a gambling room/inn. He lives on the top floor, along with the original owner and her two children, but they're not married. The ex-husband left town in shame.</p><p></p><p>His ex-wife mockingly gave him the old sign from The Crystal Chandeleer, and the actual chandeleer that the place took its name from, as a goodbye-present. He sold the chandeleer and used the money to open up a small dock-side tavern in a disreputable little harbour village. The customers are drunks, out-of work sailors and even a few pirates. </p><p></p><p>The tavern is little more than a drift-wood shack; with a handful of tables, a board laid over some crates for a counter, and a closet-sized room in the back where the "proud" owner keeps his bed. The sign hanging crookedly over the door is so faded you can just barely make out the words: The Crystal Chandeleer Tea Salon. </p><p></p><p>The owner is a bitter, gloomy fellow. He doesn't have much money, but he's willing to give all he's got to whoever can bring him the head of a certain cheating bard innkeeper...</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Jolly Giant, post: 2043485, member: 5278"] The Crystal Chandeleer Tea Salon The Crystal Chandeleer was once located in a very respectable part of a respectable town, and was owned and run by a very respectable young woman. Unfortunately for her, she married a man with a bit of a gambling problem. They got children and the husband took over the business, while the wife stayed home with the kids. Not very PC, but that's the way it was. The husband hired a bard to perform at tea salon for a forthnight, and the bard really liked the place. After closing time on the last night of the bards employ, he lured the husband into having a drink or two, and play some cards with him. By the end of the night the husband had managed to gamble away everything he owned, including his wife's tea salon. He stumbled home to tell her, and she immediately demanded a divorce. She then added insult to injury by revealing that she'd been having an affair with the bard these last two weeks. The bard renamed his new property The Wandering Minstrel and turned into a gambling room/inn. He lives on the top floor, along with the original owner and her two children, but they're not married. The ex-husband left town in shame. His ex-wife mockingly gave him the old sign from The Crystal Chandeleer, and the actual chandeleer that the place took its name from, as a goodbye-present. He sold the chandeleer and used the money to open up a small dock-side tavern in a disreputable little harbour village. The customers are drunks, out-of work sailors and even a few pirates. The tavern is little more than a drift-wood shack; with a handful of tables, a board laid over some crates for a counter, and a closet-sized room in the back where the "proud" owner keeps his bed. The sign hanging crookedly over the door is so faded you can just barely make out the words: The Crystal Chandeleer Tea Salon. The owner is a bitter, gloomy fellow. He doesn't have much money, but he's willing to give all he's got to whoever can bring him the head of a certain cheating bard innkeeper... [/QUOTE]
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