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Please don't taunt the representatives of your evil alien overlords. Wait a second, did I say that out loud? What happened to my inner monologue? Oh, crap, it's a messageboard. No inner monologue. Dang, am I in trouble now. Ah well, back to CIA black ops. Better pension.

It was fun! I look forward to the product. The preview looks great.

Ah yes, the very model of a sane, rational individual. How long until we see Mr. Jarvis on Most Wanted after he kills an innocent person whom Mr. Jarvis believes is "one of them?" And this is the person stating he will deliver "the Truth?" Sad, really.

Yes, of course, blame it on the drugs. Is it possible that perhaps you required the anti-psychotics? Is it possible that perhaps you have some illness that has created this fiction in your mind? I tend to apply Occam's Razor in such situations. Which, I wonder, would be the simplest explanation...

If only. At least that would be useful. Of course, Mr. Jarvis and his cronies would probably then claim that the chocolate chips were NSA eavesdropping devices and the walnuts are kidnapping people for experimentation.

You really need to invest in one of jezter6's special devices. It may help you sleep at night. Seriously, does anyone believe InnocentBystander is anything more than a 15 year-old kid in his basement trying to be cool? Silly. The only thing that can save you, InnocentBystander, is a mental...

I really don't need to attack your sanity. You've been doing quite well all on your own. Were I from the NSA, I would be involved in your arrest for revealing national security information, such as the map of the R&D facility you so helpfully provided for the many terrorist threats to our...

As anyone can see, more paranoid babblings. Undoubtedly another tinfoil hat wearer, much like Mr. Jarvis and his editor, the individual known as Roudi. The only person who can save this unsavory trio is perhaps a psychiatrist or psychologist. It would certainly be unfortunate if the mental...

I'm simply offering some advice on a public forum. I believe you may be suffering from some form of paranoia or persecution complex. You may want to see a mental health professional. I would advise you not to undergo hypnotic regression. You may not like what you find. I am merely trying to...

This is obviously a hoax. Everyone knows there is no such thing as Majestic 12. The very idea is silly. I doubt anyone would buy such a product, based on its utter lack of credibility. Mr. Jarvis, you might as well just discontinue the project right now. And I highly doubt even if MJ-12...