Too bad I can only react once...
Old Hotness: WoTC is printing a brand new edition because they hate us. FIGHT ME!
New Hotness: WoTC is just printing the same stuff because they hate us. FIGHT ME!
"Look I just want to hate Wizards of the Coast, okay? Let's not get all bogged down in the "why" or the "reasons" or any of that "justification" nonsense--just let me publicly hate on the things you like, in peace. Why is that so hard for you?"Old Hotness: WoTC is printing a brand new edition because they hate us. FIGHT ME!
New Hotness: WoTC is just printing the same stuff because they hate us. FIGHT ME!
"Look I just want to hate Wizards of the Coast, okay? Let's not get all bogged down in the "why" or the "reasons" or any of that "justification" nonsense--just let me hate on things you like in peace. Why is that so hard for you?"
INSTANT WIN
1st level evocation
Casting Time: 1 action
Range: Touch
Target: Self
Components: V
Duration: Instant
Classes: Wizard
When you cast this spell within 300 feet of a Fighter or other non-spellcasting character, you immediately win D&D. Your DM will provide all relevant details.
DELAYED GRATIFICATIONI was going to take this spell, but unfortunately Instant Win didn't fit the campaign theme, so I had to take Delayed Gratification instead.
I think we all know the answer to this question:"Look I just want to hate Wizards of the Coast, okay? Let's not get all bogged down in the "why" or the "reasons" or any of that "justification" nonsense--just let me hate on things you like in peace. Why is that so hard for you?"