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Me: (makes a terrible strategy decision) Other Players: :mad: Me: (pointing at my dump stat, Intelligence) ¯\ (ツ) /¯ Other Players: :mad::mad::mad:

I've really gotten into this myself over the past year. HeroForge has the option to download STL files, so I can turn a handful of files into a whole army. 3D printers have gotten a lot more reasonable in price (and faster, too.)

I love skill-based systems. Class-based systems have their charms too, I'm not hating on them or anything...I just think skill-based systems are a little more elegant and streamlined. Especially for players who try to multiclass.

I've heard only good things about this podcast.

I'm finally finished. 147 pages of mythology, history, geography, factions, and other lore...complete with timelines and maps...a fully-detailed "home town" with NPCs, shops, and recipes (not kidding)...dozens of new ancestries, new classes and subclasses, new feats and new spells, new...

Um, no thanks. I think I'll just re-watch Batman: the Animated Series instead.

Mistakes were made. Vampire mistakes.

No, no, no, you've got it all wrong. The Dungeon Master is supposed to be miserable. Remember: if the DM is enjoying the gaming session, you're playing it wrong!

Amazon is the worst at this. I'll type "I'm looking for tall-sized shirts, not big and tall" and I will get nothing but "big and tall" results. It feels like Amazon's algorithm doesn't want to admit it doesn't have something in stock, so it's hoping to talk me into changing my body shape in...

American cheese is the best cheese for a cheeseburger because it melts without splitting. Just be sure to get an actual American cheese, not "pasteurized process cheese food." There are way better options than Kraft Singles.

I like to play around with their varied appearances. I once played a tiefling of Graz'zt (his great-grandmother dabbled a little too closely in the occult, if you know what I mean). He was completely indistinguishable from any other human except that he had six fingers on each hand, and six...

Well that does it. Y'all have flung a craving on me. I'm gonna have a black bean "burger" for lunch today.

Well you're wrong, but I'm not the boss of you. It's clearly a pizza! Seriously though: call it whatever you want, I'll be over here minding my business (and snickering quietly).