Recent content by CleverNickName

aaaaaand I'm done.

I saw this on a hard hat at the construction site today: You speak English because it's the only language you know. I speak English because it's the only language you know. We are not the same. I can't stop thinking about it.

I'll say it again: women are warriors too. This whole "argument" is lost on me.

...but at least you clicked on the video. Right? You did click on the video, right? CLICK THE VIDEO, OOFTA.

You can change your handle, sure, but a better plan would be to change your behavior.

I pointed out that Wizards of the Coast has published a 5th Edition Warlord (twice) as a NPC/monster, and I suggested that from their stat blocks we could infer what Wizards of the Coast might consider "a warlord" to look like. Then I promptly got shown the door, and that's fine, but my point...

"Ban me? Ban ME? You can't do that, I have NordVPNTM or whatever!!" (creates a sock puppet account) "Ha! I am very clever and sneaky! They'll never know it's me!" (starts posting the same garbage that got them banned) "Banned again? How did they know it was me?!"

Here's another rendering of the original artwork, also by Larry Elmore, from his "Complete Elmore Volume III" Kickstarter a while back. There's a whole write-up in this book about "Red Dragon," one of his most famous and recognizable works. I believe the sketch below is one of the first...

If a plastic figurine is all it takes to make you blow your fuse, you should maybe talk to someone about that. It can't be good for your blood pressure.

Well let's hear it, then. What's your version of the 5E Warlord?

At this very minute, certain self-described "influencers" are frothing in front of their webcams and frantically uploading their hawt take to YouTube, trying to get a slice of that same pie. And sadly, it'll work. It works every time.

Huh. Interesting. I always thought it was the same Warrior on all of the boxed sets: The boxed sets take you from Level 1 all the way to Level 36, so I figured that was what the artist was trying to illustrate on the covers: the Warrior's gear gets better, the dragons get larger, and...