Are we talking about the same Morgoth? The one who let an elf stab him and went all hobbly after that? And who had someone sing him to sleep; someone who, while charismatic and a great singer, was no Julie Andrews? Wasn't he even afraid of a spider once?
[Edit: I mean seriously, didn't this...
Supposedly in League of Extraordinary Gentlemen she's more than up to it. (Not a fan of the later Moore stuff, so haven't read that volume).
One internet theory is that Pennywise and Poppins are the same species. (Haven't seen anything with Pennywise, so can't say for sure).
In any case, my...
I don't think she'd care about the One Ring. But if there are any former kids she nanny'd on middle earth it feels like she would care about what it did. I also don't think she'd be forgetful if she took on two hobbits as charges and went off to teach them some of the big lessons.
That...
Got to Mary because we were on drafting order of multi-versal heroes. My top three were Mary Poppins, Spectre, and Bugs Bunny. And if I somehow managed to snag all three of those then Mr. Rogers.
So, long story short, the multiversal cross-over place my mind is at after dropping the fan-fiction loving young one off at school this morning is:
So, Boromir says "One doesn't simply walk into Mordor."
I assume Mary and Bert take Frodo and Sam in on something akin to the carousel horses...
"First we have something destroying all the boat rudders, even the ones in dry dock. And now we have our third were-shark murder with the victims liver cut out!"
- Were-Cops episode 4 "No, not Orc,..."
(Or Fozzy Were in "Worca, Worca, Worca"?)
Reading up on the Plantagenets, for example, they seemed to alternate between being out with their large groups of armed men Fighting (or trying to) and being back somewhere being all political and being drowned in barrels of malmsey wine.