Just doing a basic fact check when it come to the strength of the 'Mighty' (as in big, not powerful) Missisip.
I'm kind of amazed at how many articles there are high up in generic searches about swimming the Mississippi end up being about doing it in Minnesota compared to, like, everywhere else combined. I wonder if that is just based on my past search history for everyone.
Some others have that ... finding yourself unexpectedly in the water near places that have eddies is bad
Mississippi River treacherous for accident victims, difficult for recovery efforts, experts say
And Gimli might not want to swim it after a drinking contest