Recent content by Mad_Jack

For me, my friends always ask me about things I wasn't there for, because they just assume that I was - I just have an excellent memory and recall the details of things from all the times they talked about it before, so when they say, "Wait, what was it somebody said when we did that thing that...

Vaguely-related fun fact: I'm mentioned in the commentary track on the dvd for the movie Shock Treatment (the "sequel" to Rocky Horror), due to my participation in the shadowcasting of the film at the various national Rocky Horror conventions... I'm like, almost almost-famous, lol.

FTFY I didn't think tv had been invented back then...

In my ever continuing quest to procrastinate on fighting the tide, I recently purchased this guy on EvilBuy... Shamrock Miniatures 80mm "The Priest"... If/when I ever get around to painting him, my version will definitely not look this good, lol.

And Coworker Jim somehow manages to simultaneously be both... :rolleyes: He's gifted like that.

Ah, c'mon... How can you not be nostalgic for the days when you could stuff the party's two dwarves and the halfling into a bag of holding, launch it through an open castle window with a catapult, and then have the DM tell you to make saving throws for each one of them because they were "items...

I once had a guy who wanted to change characters mid-dungeon... His current character died when he was looking up at a hole in the ceiling and the new one fell on him from 100 ft. up... :cool:

I'd give myself five out of five blue M&M's but only four out of five orange ones... Which means absolutely nothing, cuz I just made all that crap up. Never roll dice with the clergy... In my 4th-grade Catholic Catechism class we let our teacher Sister Maria play with us since she let us use...

Now made with real Smurfs!!!... On a related note... My Star Wars: The Old Republic character, a Chiss Sith sorceror

I've been on the internet for over thirty years, young lady... I have seen things... :eek: :p

But what if their kink is really dull and boring and vanilla? Clearly they're not trying hard enough... :p

Oh, I thought you'd just written "Pestilence" twice... :p

I wondered why I suddenly tasted almonds just now... For some people out there, I consider the measure of how mad they are at me to be the measure of how good a person I am.